Alternative Deets

We have the Deets you need. Always fighting for Deetmocracy #alternativedeets #WTD (where's the deets?)

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

.@CannonFodder52 doesn't want to give up his deets, but luckily we've brought our own. Welcome to the era of #alternativedeets #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

@tdogkillaz @official_wgg Are you questioning the hard work of the Deet Detectives? That’s a low blow, even for Fake News hucksters like you!

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

THIS JUST IN: Yesterday @CannonFodder52 officially offered his surrender to the brave heroes of the #WGG, officially ending the TDK insurrection and bringing peace to the Herb and Spice!

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

BREAKING DEETS: @CannonFodder52 seems to have little to no oversight over his own eponymous “gang”, with him making several contradictory statements to the TDK Twitter while at work this weekend! Is @tdogkillaz just using Tdog’s likeness to spread their own brand?

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Great news! Now if we pile our support behind @MomsvYak we can save other innocent souls from the fires of Yakuza-theme hell!!! #WTD https://t.co/1JNeV0Lyb5

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

We’ve been spending several days trying to process how our dearest @CannonFodder52 could have gone so far astray.

We’ve asked around, and apparently he heard about terrorism from his favourite video game, @yakuzagame! Maybe @MomsvYak is right about the series and it being evil.

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

#MRW 10 mins into “Give Deets and Chill” and @CannonFodder52 still hasn’t given any fucking deets #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Hey @CannonFodder52, why not celebrate this incredible milestone with some fresh deets? #WTD https://t.co/XZbxFj25Mo

[Herb Andspice @daHerbAndspice]

Herb Andspice would like to thank his now over 100 Twitter friends for supporting his battle for justice against the wicked villains @theherbandspice who to this day still control Herb Andspice’s (THE Herb Andspice’s) rightful Twitter handle.

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

We’ve been neutral on this #wgg thus far, but if they’re for #deets then we will proudly stand by you!

Anything to say, @CannonFodder52??? #WTD https://t.co/xUW6VQZCFW

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Apparently @CannonFodder52 can’t even make time to hang out with his old pals @mouseiana and @lizstrander.

Hey Tdog, as @realDonaldTrump would say, “Don’t be rude!” #wtd #realdeet

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

If this was true, we’d know it @BrenteGust #WTD https://t.co/hEbsBzuHjy

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Can @CannonFodder52 confirm or deny any association with @caesar_wrap???

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Did someone say Deets??? What does this have to do with @CannonFodder52,@OttawaMorning??? #WTD https://t.co/O0mXHBOcjA

[CBCOttawaMorning @OttawaMorning]

For those who want to attend Louise Radmore's Mongolian photo exhibit at the RA Centre, here are the deets: https://t.co/tneMx3e2pg

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

2018 will go down as the year of the DEETS! So, @CannonFodder52, where’s the deets??? #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Have you ever seen @CannonFodder52 and Benito Mussolini in the same room at the same time??? #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

.@CannonFodder52 wouldn’t give Sean his shoes #realdeet #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

DEET DETECTED https://t.co/oGtCSuk1iO

[Herb Andspice @daHerbAndspice]

Herb Andspice would like to thank his friends over @DeetDetectives for sponsoring the following Tweet:

Hey @CannonFodder52, Herb Andspice would like to know where are the ‘Deets’ #ad #Sponsored #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

Why did #trump reverse the ban on importing elephant trophies??? Because @CannonFodder52 wants to make a solid ivory PS4 controller to play his terrible #Yakuza games on #alternativedeets #WTD

[Alternative Deets @DeetDetectives]

SPECULATIVE DEET: @CannonFodder52 thinks this cat is cute #WTD https://t.co/VJuVhFPvtB

[Herb Andspice @daHerbAndspice]

@DeetDetectives @CannonFodder52 Good question @DeetDetectives , Herb Andspice is also interested in @CannonFodder52 's "deets"