Dee Douglas

Ionic Angular developer, Typescript fiend, writer

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Here’s a neat programming tip:

Ballpark how far you are from your laptop. The severity of the prod bug the Project Manager just called you about is directly proportional to how far away you are from that laptop.

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@BaileyCarlin As opposed to circling the drain about this forever? She said what she said, doubled down on it and now wants to focus on basketball. How is that not normal?

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@damintoell It’s wild to watch. It’s a pendulum between them saying “I haven’t met anybody who’s struggling like you people pretend” and when they’re confronted by someone who is indeed struggling, it’s “stop DoorDashing lol”.

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@JenniferSey I think it’s important to make a key distinction here. It’s not “trolls” who are calling people names for bringing forward a politically inconvenient fact. It’s politicians, business owners, actors, journalists, etc. It’s institutions with real power driving this.

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@avidseries I’m just here for the “the government is dumping the bodies in the Patapsco” argument.

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@willchamberlain Actually, the first big jump happened at the end of the Trump admin, continued into Biden and has continued into Trump’s 2nd. Grocery prices are just way too objective to lie and gaslight about unfortunately.

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@BrickCenter_ And most importantly, she got the rebound. She’s the Rodman of the WNBA

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@mattpocockuk Have you tried allowing it to write customer facing copy for your apps? Oh Madonne, it sounds like a serial killer.

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@SeanRossSapp I thought Kaiser would be coming up from under that head to whoop Gable’s ass

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@DreAllDay I don’t know what was more offensive to the collective intelligence. The arrows in the grocery stores or wearing a mask to sit at your table in a restaurant before being allowed to take it off. Although we went along with it so maybe it wasn’t offensive after all.

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@ShamsCharania LMAO this is worse than the Gary Trent Jr contract. Dude is good for 8 points and a Rudy Gobert beating. Collects nearly $30M for that.

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@briebriejoy

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@jjpcodes You nailed why I’m about ready to quit on this model despite the fact I can see it’s an objectively good model

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@BookerT5x Ric Flair maybe. Someone who had a period as the best in the world but who managed to keep themselves as one of the best over decades even if they were no longer the top dog.

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@AdamsBoxingShow I think he’s going to win in one of those clear wins where he looks bad nevertheless. Tszyu is just too one dimensional and plodding for even this version of Spence.

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@ren_revenant @PerryALPHA He’s just code switching. He actually sounds like Lil Durk when he’s around his set

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@NYCMayor Good. This is what they voted for

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@CWilliamson44 So if she’s asked a question about trans athletes, to not be deemed repugnant, she should find a way to turn the question into a feminist jeremiad on men?

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@willjohnsonbf1 Or she just doesn’t think boys should be playing sports against girls. Sometimes the easiest answer is staring at you in the face. You don’t have to invent some nefarious scheme.

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@allenholub I know I’ve been working for a corporation too long when my first question was gonna be “what replaces it”. If I’m being realistic, the question is more “what value are the people imposing this getting out of story points and how to meet that need enough to scrap the points”