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[Vince Cull @vincecull]

😂😂😂 (retweet this)! #relatable #pets #dogs

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Only spell it “errbody” if literally ever person in the club is gettin’ tipsy.

[Vince Cull @vincecull]

If you could sleep with one chick who would it be?!? (Just a joke)😂😂 https://t.co/6bjdI4SP3g

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The closest I’ve ever come to being on Naked and Afraid is taking a shit without my cellphone. #relatable

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New shit...
I no longer say “I’m drunk”
I say “My personality has been hacked”
#technology

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I carry a knife, bit it’s just in case of a cake.

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I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them.

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There's a special place on hell for auto correct

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If some slut tries to steal your boyfriend, remember, that's actually her husband, & you're just drunk.

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You clearly cared enough that jimmy cracked corn enough to write a frickin song about it.