Daria

Mama 👦🏼👶🏼/ Wife / 28 / FNP 💉🏩

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Hearing “mama” and being confused. Ever just forget you’re a mom for a second? 😂 so yes Lukas I can get you lotion for your hands. Also how is he about to be 5 next month?!

[Daria @Deezygeee]

@staybrutal666 Hahah 😅 Lukas puts it on most things but I started that myself 😂

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Lukas just asked for both rice and noddles in his soup. John has been doing that since we first started dating. Crazy how kids do things like their parents 😂

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Does your toddler/child every day the most unhinged shit? No? Well mine did while at Mimi’s house today and meeting her new dog during her birthday get together

🙃 “That dog is the dumbest animal I’ve ever seen.”

Welp. Who and where did he learn dumbest from? 😳😅

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Had a great night but then came home to negative comments. The way my brain works: literally don’t do anything right. What’s the point of doing A or B if next time there will just be further negative comments. Never have heard a compliment of being a good mom or just a good job

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Lukas went with me to pick up Vivi from daycare. One of the kids he was friends with is still there and knocked on the glass when he saw him 🥹 Lukas went running up to the glass. Idk why that got me a little 😢

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Four year old is terrified of thunder storms the past month. So today we have spent the day inside bc it’s windy 🙃 only have asked Alexa a few times what the weather is like outside/ if it’s going to rain

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Lukas starts Pre-K in a week 😭

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Thank god Lukas starts prek through the school district this upcoming school year bc starting September 1st daycare does up $10 a day per kid 😅

[Daria @Deezygeee]

My four year old wants to see The Ghost Inside 😂😂 anyone else’s toddler into their dad’s music?

[Daria @Deezygeee]

What’s going to do some car shopping today but all are closed?? Have they always been closed on a Sunday?

[Daria @Deezygeee]

“Both kids eating ice cream”
Lukas: Vivi you want to switch?
Vivi: NOOOO!

😂😂😂

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Is there a 4 year old toddler sleep regression ?! Or is it just time to cut his nap out completely

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Lukas asking Alexa word after word how to say them in Polish 😂

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Vivi eating hot Cheetos like it’s nothing 😅

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Today Lukas really wanted his Baba (grandma), which we visited and stayed longer than planned. Left around bedtime and on the drive home he wanted to going clothes shopping for Tata (dad). Picked 2 shirts out for Tata & got home 40 minutes after bath time. 100% would do again

[Daria @Deezygeee]

18 month old aggressively meowing back at our cat that can be annoying 😂

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Would like 4 sides of Griffon Gastropub’s pickles 🥒🤤

[Daria @Deezygeee]

Lukas up all night puking every hour. I started with the shits. Vivi woke up, drank water, and projectile vomited all over me 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Daria @Deezygeee]

My toddler for the past week has been saying booty snacks and thinking it’s hilarious. It is now stuck in my head 😂