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The Night Before “The Debate”
A poem inspired by @baroncoleman

All through “the X,” when all through the feed,
Not a Fed slopper stirred, nor AIPAC funds freed;

The podcasters prepared for the stream with great care,
In hopes Candace Owens would beat Andrew Wilson there.

TPUSA sat hunched around phones,
While candy cultists composed cheerful poems;

Baron in his hoodie, Daisy in her beret,
Had just dropped us a pod to prepare for the day.

The chat was exploding, the memes had been made,
As everyone waited for the coming tirade;

The clips had been queued, every thumbnail was great,
And thousands were waiting to watch them debate.

Would Andrew bring receipts? Would Candace bring heat?
Would the audience manage to stay in their seat?

Would the moderators survive the debate?
Or would X spontaneously combust by half-past eight?

The snacks were ready, the debate was set,
Polymarket gathered to hedge their bets;

For tomorrow at eleven, the moment arrives,
Two podcasters enter, and X comes alive.

So charge up your phones, let the discourse commence,
Prepare all the memes and use your common sense;

For when the clock strikes eleven, there’s no turning back.
The Candace–Andrew debate will be officially on track.

@RealCandaceO @baroncoleman @researcherdaisy @Polymarket @TPUSA

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Nada contra o Gmail, mas sejamos sinceros: o Hotmail nunca nos pediu para liberar espaço ou pagar por mais armazenamento.

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The aliens have landed. That’s the REAL reason for the ground stop. They don’t want to start a worldwide panic. They are blind but can hear like a motherfucker.

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@omgsidewalks Instead of working used carrier pigeons to send mail 😂

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@408spud @jackunheard Level of trolls are impressive this morning. You make me wish I was just Canadian instead of a dual citizen ffs. Go be an asshole elsewhere your leaking on me.

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@408spud @jackunheard

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@_eatslikezombie @BenjaminPDixon Yeah your current members of congress like Massie. Who will be gone in January cause he didn’t win even the primaries. You’re dumb.

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@clashreport @AnaEscobarShow 👀 Ms Adelson

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@RepThomasMassie @AmoneyResists @RepJayapal @RepTeresaLF @RepRoKhanna Will this congress let it go through?

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@ImBreckWorsham Will they still be the representatives of their respective jurisdictions come January?

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@AnaEscobarShow I mean it’s the exact same dems new ones don’t take office til Jan. And regardless both sides are heavily funded by AIPAC

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@AnaEscobarShow Maybe a little to much fallout before bed 🤷🏽‍♀️ however I know cockroaches are hard to get rid of

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@RabbiJeffx @Jvnior @grok Which war - joking kind of

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@thedreydossier Ahaha! I will let her know. I know she also enjoyed your thoughts on the general surveillance fronts - and was impressed with your reporting on Theranos. She said you were one of the good ones and well I like to think my mama is right ♥️🤌🏽

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@bbhill232 @ZeeToTheHill @unfamericatour @AndrewKolvet Definitely just read the thread so..