Definitely First Blood

Retro Horror Movie podcast! We learn, we laugh, we drink. Find us pretty much everywhere!

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i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for https://t.co/iXbfr5d1Jg on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

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@HorrorGayz @dilfmiIk Genuinely said as soon as Melody and Richter interacted that the sexual tension was off the charts

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I did not expect this outcome

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Getting on a Ferris wheel to escape is a very funny thing to do

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Wait, actually 2013 is significantly more enjoyable than 2022

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I guess my TCM opinion can just be summed up by saying that I will have forgotten everything about it in a week and in a few years I’ll see something about it and be like ‘oh yeah, that movie.’ and that will be the totality of it. Not good, not horrible - just forgettable.

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You just know Barb was desperately waiting to drink and talk mad shit about Peter with Jess.

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Cinema

Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

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My Soul To Take > Malignant

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This week we're talking one of the wildest movies we've ever seen! Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y and pretty much everywhere you get your podcasts!
#TheBrainsucker #HerbRobins #MarjorieMorris #ObscureHorror #StrangeHorror #HorrorPodcast #Podcast #DefinitelyFirstBlood

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@ScreamsBehind The Uninvited

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@buzzsprout Do you like terrible, low budget horror films from the 70s-00s? So do we! Each episode we discuss and recap a horror film (usually while drinking boxed wine). Finding ones we love and ones we hate along the way! You can find us pretty much everywhere!

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Girls! Girls! Girls! This week we’re talking about Katt Shea’s #STRIPPEDTOKILL! It sort of has an American giallo thing going on and we loved it. Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more!

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What if Rear Window was sexy… but also extremely boring? Like, really boring. This week we're talking #SLIVER! Almost nothing happens in this movie! Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more!

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This week we’re talking about Tim Kincaid’s BREEDERS!!! It features some of the most wooden acting from protagonists ever and doesn’t handle sexual assault particularly well. Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more!

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Grab your daytime flashlights because this week we’re talking Kenneth Zollo’s shot-on-video creature feature #THETOXICSLIMECREATURE! Listen on https://t.co/oV0AwhJRDY, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more! #ShotOnVideoHorror #HorrorPodcast #Podcast #DefinitelyFirstBlood

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@BDisgusting My Mom says I’m very handsome

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Have you ever wondered ‘What if Jack the Ripper had a handsome photographer Great-Grandson in Alabama?' Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more! #FatalExposure #PeterBGood #ObscureSlasher #HorrorPodcast #Podcast #DefinitelyFirstBlood

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Happy New Year! We’ve got another bracket, we pit the fierce final folks from the Halloween, F13 and NOES franchises against each other until one remains! (this is only our opinion and only for fun) Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more!

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This week on the pod we’re talking Xmas horror #P2! Listen on https://t.co/oV0Awi1t2y, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher & more! #ChristmasHorror #HorrorPodcast #Podcast #DefinitelyFirstBlood #RachelNichols #WesBentley