Laura Leoppard Dubach

[anvita @vitamaybe]

my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented

[Sheena @Tendin2]

Love that chicken from Popeyes

[geeko suavé 2.0 🦎🇯🇲 @inadiffrntxone]

How it feels getting 10+ likes on an instagram story

[🥔 @salzmann__]

Just walking around undiagnosed 🥰

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁˙ᵕ˙ @theeohzee]

This is how I look when I come into work late

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @hannahgriff]

foldable phones peaked with the pink razr (which I had) so no, I am not interested in ur foldable iphone. i knew the original, the it-girl, the prototype — no shiny, fancy, modern imitation could ever satisfy me.

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Crashing out in the group chat and no one responds 😭🤣

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Type of shit Joe Burrow pop out with right before a 3 game losing streak.

[Laura Leoppard Dubach @Def_Leoppard]

@coughdropsh On God check sketchy random gas stations you wouldn’t think would have such a delicacy

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated

[27. @dimvji]

dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything and my fear of being a burden by doing everything alone

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

me: i will go to sleep right after this chapter.
the author: ends the chapter on a massive cliffhanger that changes the entire plot.
me: well, guess i'm seeing the sunrise.

[🪼. @hoeswilinbro]

Hoodwinked is literally the best movie ever made on a gas station budget