Definitely Not Dan

Make something up and pretend I said it.

[zijz @ItsZijZ]

@elonmusk @yunta_tsai everybody meet NVIDIAs new CEO, Johnson Wang

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@DoinksTheFrog It pays for itself.

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

Microsoft: We have no idea what's destroying us or who might be responsible

The one responsible:

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"Winds of the world give answer
They are whimpering to and fro-
And what should they know of England
Who only England know?"

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@BasilTheGreat

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@SneedPlays Yep

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@DAKKADAKKA1

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@GamingAndPandas

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@HarmlessYardDog

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@Landeur He should take his leather jacket off in shame.

[WNY Plinker @WNY_Plinker]

@Doomer_Armus

[🇫🇷 Fearil DiabloBros 🇷🇺🌿🇵🇸 @FDiablobros]

@Doomer_Armus

[✧˖ @colditioner]

the greatest phone call scene i've ever seen

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lol

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@pureMetatron If nothing's going on behind the tree, why do any? there's 1 frame you can't see that the character is there.

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@Variety