Mr Jones

Fight the global pandemic of violence against women. Peace, prosperity, and friendship: what’s not to like? Controlled immigration enriches society.

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Always thought the Icelanders were a sensible people!

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@KemiBadenoch Dear Mrs Badenoch, may I apply for the role of proofreader of your communications? Whilst the subject is spot on, your letter’s grammar leaves much to be desired. Yours sincerely, Mr Jones

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@elonmuskPBG Of course it’s 2. The last 2 line are irrelevant. Durrr.

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@piersmorgan No. He says he can’t return to the UK. I say “thank God.”

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@QuietRiotPod @mrjamesob Thank you @mrjamesob for highlighting this. Really enjoyable and informative listening (even though I’m torn as to whether 24/6/16 or 6/11/24 was the most enjoyable day.)

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@carolvorders @CNN I am so enjoying your gnashing of teeth.

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@Ed_Miliband You utter clown. This is utter nonsense. The report is drivel.

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@EdwardJDavey By that do you mean out of touch with the democratic decision of an electorate voting freely? I am absolutely loving the despair that socialists like you are currently feeling.

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@thom_brooks As illegal immigration is at its highest level ever since 5th July. Good call.

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@thom_brooks Unless you’re a farmer. Or an employer. Or a pensioner. Or anyone who needs to buy food…

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@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer Uncertainty in the mortgage market leading to higher rates from the banks, reduced consumer confidence as everyone’s scared about the budget, cold pensioners, more disreputable conduct than the Tories (& Christ that’s difficult), giving away a sovereign piece of the UK’ interests

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@toryboypierce @Kevin_Maguire United and Salmond in the same sentence? Strikes me his life was spent trying to sow the seeds of disunity at every level. Union v Scotland, rich v poor, urban v rural. (Although I admit he was spot on opposing the GRR Bill.)

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@thom_brooks @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Labour delivering for Britain? Are you sure you’re not getting senile as you get older?

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@thom_brooks Did he mention whether he could get some free tickets for Taylor Swift’s next tour? Or how he pressured the Met to abandon policy to provide an unnecessary escort charged to the public purse. So much for the rule of law - rules for this corrupt Labour administration more like.

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@thom_brooks Really? Ever been in the tribunal system where these so called wonderful lawyers are pursuing huge numbers of vexatious and frivolous claims against businesses and suffocating them with extra admin and costs? The last things business needs is more lawyers.

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@thom_brooks So that’s 350 quid towards each of those 1.5m houses you’re going to build. 😂😂😂

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@markydh @SamCoatesSky Sad to say Brine is my MP. He has always been a total useless muppet. Thank God he’s going at the next election. Jumped before being pushed.

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@NickFerrariLBC to be clear, the ONS have revoked the official statistics classification of the British Crime Survey (now called the CSEW) due to data unreliability. https://t.co/WX3DmIQDeO

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@SkyNewsBreak What’s up with Apple services? Quite a few seem to be down.

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@TheGreenParty @CarolineLucas But the point is billionaires can afford it. Normal people who happen to have their family home that’s gone up in value can’t. Tax income and luxury spending, not people’s homes.