Drunken Defender

St. Louis
Fantasy Genius
NHL Overlord
Competitive Drinker

You're going to want to follow

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Its okay harry english, that is how my first hole goes every round

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Jesus... Flyers deserve the W. Print daddy home a new pair of shoes. Konecny scores 3 minutes into the first period.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

:)

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

BREAKING NEWS: Jake Allen has been traded to the Montreal Canadiens. https://t.co/fj50uGGSls #stlblues

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Tarasenko needs to go.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

If blues can’t win, nobody wins. I guess I’ll settle with the flyerooskis. Damnit Gritty, you bastard.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Its snowing tonight in the Hull residents

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I wanna get Brett Hull drunk tonight

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Blackhawks get what they deserve. Cry babies cry. Golden Knights are looking nutty. Viva Las Vegas.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Korpisalo is getting laid tonight. More saves than Mariano Rivera’s whole Yankee career

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Phil Mickelson is the next Joe Buck instead of going into the Champions Tour

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Collin Morikawa in 5 years will be the one sitting in the Waffle House, with not one but two waitresses. He just upgraded to baller status.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

This is every single one of my putts from 3+ feet. The whole blows it 3 inches to the right everytime

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Justin Thomas is one of us @ForePlayPod

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

When are they going to start testing for PEDs in the PGA? Bryson DeThickeau snapped his driver like a moist twig. Would love to see that guy in a hot dog eating contest with his Kangol hat backwards.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

I’m in the sports bubble, hitting a juul in my bed. Eating a double cheese burger from Connor, room service manager. Pissed that coach wouldnt let me go to the pool. Guess I’m going to bed.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

Drunk at Jon B’s house in OBX. JJ just offered me some hydroponic and showed me his gun. Just kidding, im drunk in the mountains. Night.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

That was a no goal. Blues win that game. Blais scores the game winning goal in overtime with a meat monster back hander. Berube ends up at the bar drinking 15 brews and buying a 69’ Chevelle. But nope Kadri scores.

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

@GMHikaru This PogChamps Tournament is great for the game in general. It is also doing something else that people aren't talking about. It's helps us, new players, see other "new players" (The consolation bracket) make common mistakes as you guys are commentating. Thanks!

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

@PlayVALORANT Valorant, very fun game. But unless I cap my FPS at 100, my ping shoots up to 1000 everytime I move. Normally, I get 250 FPS. Please let me know what to do to fix it, or look into it. I’m sure I’m not the only one with this problem!

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

@MitchellMiller_ Watch out ladies, he is an actual animal. Serious animal. Very very impressive

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

How’s it going?

Nothing much right now

[Drunken Defender @DefenderDrunken]

I still can’t believe the Diaz fight. How are you going to call a fight of that caliber on a cut on NATE DIAZ. Boggles my mind. Anyways, I’m going to go drink white claws until I pass out.