Defender Problems

I represent the backline! Fuck Forwards

[Steven @S7even7]

10 retweets and I'll get frosted tips

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Having the biggest shin guards on the squad!
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The only person I celebrate with is my goalkeeper #DefenderProblems

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When bae comes to watch you play and your ass is sitting on the bench
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When you finally run up to take the corner but coach tells you to stay in the box!
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I love the beep test ....said no one ever #DefenderProblems

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Knowing all the refs in the league for all the wrong reasons #DefenderProblems

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I have yet to accomplish my New Years Resolution of scoring 1 goal this year! #DefenderProblems

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I've scored maybe at most two goals in a game #DefenderProblems

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I will crack you extra hard if you're a Ronaldo wannabe on the field! #DefenderSolutions

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Watching your team playing an important game because you're injured is terrible. 😡 #FuckInjuries

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When I ask my coach if I could take the free kick and he just laughs #DefenderProblems

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Forwards fuck up ten times and it's alright, but we fuck up ONCE after a solid game and everyone screams there lungs out #DefenderProblems

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If I'm in trouble I will clear it to an open space and chew you out for not being where you were suppose to be in #DefenderProblems

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When you celebrate with your frontline after a goal and they look at you like 'what the fuck I've never seen you up here' #DefenderProblems

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Thanks Vlaar for showing everyone how not to take pk's... #DefenderProblems

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Got a red card today. What else is new

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Getting grass stains on your jersey around your back and shoulder.....how does that even happen! #DefenderProblems

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Nothing worse than jamming your finger....it's going to take months to heal #DefenderProblems

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Can't remember the last time I took a penalty #DefenderProblems