Mediocre Mexican

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Pompous Dinosaur

[Mediocre Mexican @Defendor67]

I finally did it. I drove past a school bus full of kids doing the Arm Pump thing to get me to honk my horn and I did it and I'm now officially a trucker

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Crazy how we're all just a couple murders away from being on the news and having stories written about us

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Catching pokemon at The Used concert

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I'd enjoy reading more if the scholastic book fair came to like, bars or gas stations

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I'm catching so many pokemon on this road trip

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Kinda hard being a Chivas fan

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Crying myself to sleep after this game

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Son of a BITCH

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And I'm still immature #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Borat came out 17 years ago and I still think "wow wow wee wow" when I see something cool and think "King of the Castle I have a chair" when I sit down

[Mediocre Mexican @Defendor67]

"Now that's what I call music" just released number 86. Just thought yall should know

[Mediocre Mexican @Defendor67]

26 years I thought I got sick at the same time each year, turns out i have allergies

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They called me gay

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We're not doing anything at work, gonna see if the guys wanna play hide n seek

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Sitting at a kids table so I can feel like Andre the Giant

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Can people with allergies eat salads

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Is it illegal to hire a hitman against myself just to see how long I'd survive

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Why was I cursed with weak ass ankles

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Let the UFC have special guest celebrities like the WWE does

[But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors]

Never Gonna Give You Up (1987)
but with a Velociraptor