Hayden Defibaugh

SRU 22’

[Classify @Class]

“how did people break into the capitol anyway?? Where’s the security!?”

The capitol security:

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@josey_29 Nobody can resist that phat assss

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@Kickuhh Spread AIDS not Covid

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

new Starbucks deal, if you go without a mask you’ll get a free venti later

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

why would instagram, a photo sharing app, replace the notifications section with a shopping tab

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

When will 2020 end 😓

[. @SuiNeltwork]

piglet drowned last night

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

Go ask Siri how old the president is 👀 🤔

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@Kickuhh That’s just the Alaskan bull worm

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@josey_29 @Shortney28 What’s studying?

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@Kickuhh @Eater__of_Souls tf by who

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@josey_29 Yes

[Josey Terwilliger @josey_29]

mandatory pyramid scheme awareness class for high schoolers

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@Kickuhh @firewolf7084 They grow up so fast 😪

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@Kickuhh Sex is temporary, gaming is forever

[Hayden Defibaugh @DefibaughHayden]

@Kickuhh #imyouronlyfriend