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​🐇 THE HARE: $5 locked for 90 days
🐢 THE TORTOISE: $5 locked for 5555 days

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[🥄🐇🥄🐢 DCA DeFi 🥄 $10 HEX Stake on PulseChain @Defidca]

THE $10 WEEKLY HEX EXPERIMENT 🏁

​$10 deployed into HEX on PulseChain. No trading, just code. Splitting it 50/50:
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🐇 HARE: $5 (4,299 HEX) locked for 90 Days. Building a rolling compound engine.

🐢 TORTOISE: $5 (4,299 HEX) locked for 5555 Days. Max T-Shares (+8,598 HEX bonus)

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PulseChain is on it's 12th Red Monthly Candle in a Row.

It's last Up Month was July 2025.

[🥄🐇🥄🐢 DCA DeFi 🥄 $10 HEX Stake on PulseChain @Defidca]

Week 7 is locked on-chain. Week 1's Hare is closing in on the halfway mark at 43.33% complete!

​🐇 HARE (90-Day): Added 5,323 HEX. Total: 5,583 Effective HEX 🐁(0.121 T-Shares).

🐢 TORTOISE (5555-Day): Added 5,323 HEX. Locks in 15,969 Effective HEX.

[🥄🐇🥄🐢 DCA DeFi 🥄 $10 HEX Stake on PulseChain @Defidca]

Week 7 is locked on-chain. Week 1's Hare is closing in on the halfway mark at 43.33% complete!

​🐇 HARE (90-Day): Added 5,323 HEX. Total: 5,583 Effective HEX 🐁(0.121 T-Shares).

🐢 TORTOISE (5555-Day): Added 5,323 HEX. Locks in 15,969 Effective HEX.

[🥄🐇🥄🐢 DCA DeFi 🥄 $10 HEX Stake on PulseChain @Defidca]

WEEK 6: THE $10 HEX EXPERIMENT 🏁

​Week 6 is officially on-chain. Week 1's Hare is cruising past 35% completion!

​🐇 HARE (90-Day): Added 5,493 HEX. Total: 5,761 Effective HEX (0.124 T-Shares).

🐢 TORTOISE (5555-Day): Added 5,493 HEX. Locks in 16,479 Effective HEX

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WEEK 5: THE $10 HEX EXPERIMENT

​Week 5 is officially on-chain. Watching the progress bars climb is pure dopamine!

​🐇 HARE (90-Day): Added 5,618 HEX. Total: 5,892 Effective HEX (0.128 T-Shares)

🐢 TORTOISE (5555-Day): Added 5,618 HEX. Max bonus locks in 16,854 Effective HEX

[Liberty Swap | C.R.O.P.S. on PulseChain @LibertySwapFi]

@DreamsOn1337 @zkxwallet We’re witnessing the emergence of a new, improved version of Ethereum, one that isn’t weighed down by VCs and Wall Street.

[🥄🐇🥄🐢 DCA DeFi 🥄 $10 HEX Stake on PulseChain @Defidca]

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$5 for 90 days
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[Grand Inquisitor Cicero @Inquisitio]

A lot of people are asking me what’s going to trigger the sudden reversal this year.

And the truth is…

Nothing.

Nothing is needed to trigger it, this is the IRONY of everything.

Most are totally oblivious to how this space even works. They assume that retail interest = price recovers.

Absolute nonsense.

Retail is absolutely fucking irrelevant to this space in the regards of price pumps.

Retail is a top signal, not the start of a bull market. Once retail gets interested, it‘s the end of the bull market, basically euphoria stage. Extreme buying risk environment.

Retail has never and will never buy low risk environments such as a bear market.

Retails are your normie npc noobs, they‘re actually not needed in any way for this space, except to trap them and sell on their dumb heads.

But I‘m drifting away a bit here…

People wanted to know what the catalyst will be to spark the bullrun, and yeah there‘s really no one needed.

You see…

Crypto already IS amazing.

What great things did we have 15 years ago? Just a crappy bitcoin blockchain. No other fucking innovation.

And yet crypto thrived.

And now?

We have everything we want. Thousands of great projects, so much tech, games, solutions, DEX‘s, soon fully decentralized immutable stablecoin(s), anything really.

Compare the tech with 2021, we‘re far ahead even.

And that‘s the mistake everyone makes.

They look for errors within an amazing ecosystem. Because they only focus on price action. They assume that if prices suck = crypto sucks.

You know how many companies or products or anything were great but there was no demand? Should they have been throwing the products / companies away, if a product already works flawlessly? Nah, sometimes you just gotta be patient.

But here‘s the funny thing…

Crypto doesn’t even need to be patient for "buyers" to come.

Because BUYERS DO NOT DECIDE IF CRYPTO GOES UP. And neither do sellers decide if crypto goes down.

Sounds contradictory, right?

I know, but you must understand that crypto is completely under the control of the Elites. Sorry to pop your bubble about some revolutionists who try to claim Bitcoin as their message to freedom.

All a fairy tale.

Cryptocurrency is a rabbit hole of psyops, invented to create a gateway to our digital future that will change the old world and transform it into the new world. The shift into the Age of Aquarius, to be precise.

Like it or not, the Elites decide whether we go up or we go down.

How come you haven’t seen any coin make the same gains as any of the big memecoins in the last cycle, just by the force of the people?

Because that‘s not a thing.

When a coin like SHIB explodes, it‘s not because 100,000 people have suddenly formed the strength and will to say let‘s pump it now and get rich.

It‘s by design.

A narrative gets created and the push from behind gets the ball rolling.

Then they trap millions at the top.

Rinse repeat.

A harvesting ritual, on a complex multi-layered scale.

Anyway. There‘s no fucking catalyst needed.

Where was the catalyst last cycle?

Elon Musk kickstarted it. With a tweet.

That‘s how it works.

And the billionaires, the ruling class push buttons and the godcandles just spawn.

Yes, really.

Same with the mega dumps.

That‘s not thousands of people who decide to sell at the same time, it‘s them pushing a button.

That‘s why there‘s no spark, no fucking catalyst needed.

All that‘s there is to wait until THEY decide that they have extinguished enough souls, have everyone forced in a corner and then the manipulation ends and "all of a sudden" the reversal happens. And yet everyone will once again say it was obvious in hindsight, as all the good news were there all the time.

Crypto really is that simple.

[Turnt Salty @TurntSalty]

I'm still here frenz. Matrix attacked but I'm stronger than before. Still trying to get everything back up and running. Thanx to all that have been checking on me. Just another bump in the road.

Onward.

$pDAI

[🥄🐇🥄🐢 DCA DeFi 🥄 $10 HEX Stake on PulseChain @Defidca]

WEEK 4:

​Week 4 locked on-chain. Milestone hit: Week 1's Hare is officially 20% complete!

​🐇 HARE (90-Day): Added 5,400 HEX. Total: 5,664
Effective HEX (0.123 T-Shares).

🐢 TORTOISE (5555-Day): Added 5,400 HEX. Yields 16,200 Effective HEX (0.353 T-Shares).

[Liberty Swap | C.R.O.P.S. on PulseChain @LibertySwapFi]

Now it’s time to take over.

[Richard Heart @RichardHeartWin]

Everyone in the UK is being banned from social media unless they DOX themselves and beg for access. You shall not browse anonymously. The vast majority of the people harmed by this are those over 16, for they will spend all their time complying their rights away.

How ironic is it that the under 16's whos freedom of association with each other is being violated wouldn't even be able to see this public press release the UK primer minister released on, you guessed it, social media...

The government says it will go "further than a blanket ban on social media" by blocking "harmful functions such as livestreaming and stranger communication with children for under-16s".

"These restrictions – which together with the ban go further than any other country – will apply to a wider range of online services, including on gaming sites," it says.

"Restrictions on these functionalities will also be on by default for under 16 and 17-year-olds to prevent a cliff-edge at 16. The government will also be looking in more detail at overnight curfews and breaks in infinite scrolling for under-18-year-olds and will set out more detail in July."

"This would capture user-to-user platforms, whose purpose is to enable social interaction and which allow users to post material, alongside algorithms. The ban will therefore include platforms like Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook and X."

"We have agency", Starmer said, adding that the government "can" and "will" change things.

"Yes it's hard" to legislate for, regulate and enforce but that's why the government "listened to people" and learned from countries like Australia, he says, where a similar ban has already been introduced.

"We're not just bringing forward a ban" but "going further" with "world-leading action" on gaming services and live streaming platforms, Starmer said.

https://t.co/AhLrK4RZhc tech can relieve some of this suck using zk proofs, but man, I don't think people understand what no internet for you without Doxing yourself on every single website looks like. You guys all know the data you give is going to be stolen by hackers on some portion of the regulated sites right?

[Richard Heart @RichardHeartWin]

tired of pasting this for decades

[Grand Inquisitor Cicero @Inquisitio]

So, you missed the entire bear market to build your crypto portfolio?

Because you were either not here, too much of a f4g or simply too lazy.

You lost years of your time, but it‘s still fine.

But what‘s stopping you from doing it NOW?

What‘s stopping you from going to work and putting 80% of your income after rent and food into crypto?

Are you really that DUMB?

You rather go and spend it all on funkopops and nights out with the boys?
The same boys who are broke as fuck, literal losers, who will never ever make anything out of their lives?

And you want to be like them?

Then gtfo of here and go spend your time & money with the NPCs, but don‘t complain you have once again missed another bull run and are doomed to work at McSeedoils for the rest of your life.

Day in, day out.

For another 50 years.

Or, you get your shit together and MAN UP.

Sell every unnecessary product in your home. Sell your xbox. Sell your ghey anime collection. Sell EVERYTHING.

Hell go and take a loan. WHO CARES IF LITERALLY ANYTHING IN CRYPTO WILL QUADRUPLE YOUR MONEY.

(Some phaggots will come in now and cry about this. ITS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, BUT IF IT WAS IT WASNT FOR ANY GAYLORDS LIKE YOU)

This is HOW EASY it is.

Every dollar that you don‘t use, that lays around in your home be it in cash or in form of products, is wasted money.

In order to make it, you need to transform your MINDSET.

You can buy an iPad for $400 because it‘s so cool. But you know what those 400 bucks are? They are an missed 10k.

Imagine if you had dropped the money you paid for a stupid tablet for very specific coins and then you see these very specific coins keep going up every month for the next year. At the peak of the bull run $400 equal 123k.

But sure way, go ahead and spend it all on garbage.

STAY BROKE FOREVER.

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WHO IS RICHARD HEART? 🕵️

This video clip, “STILL TWERKING,” will answer that question.

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