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I hate myself so much... thank-you for joining me!

[Can't be blank @DefinePoetic]

My first shift at the lonliness factory: "WE NEED MORE STAFF"

Nobody: That new guy just doesn't fucking get it!

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Compare these two headlines. You think @nytimes left out those details on accident?

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"A match official who was set to be the first Somalian to referee at the World Cup finals has been dropped after he was denied entry to the US.."

Why isn't FIFA demanding this decision be reversed? That's a rhetorical question. We all know why.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Gillian Keegan on Scotland getting an extra one off bank holiday: "It sets a terrible precedent.. theres 8 bank holidays & it costs a lot of money"

Yes England & Wales get 8. But Germany gets 9. Ireland gets 10. France gets 11. Italy gets 12. Austria gets 13. Spain gets 14.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Why didn’t you show this part of the clip

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

hunter biden honestly could be one of the best follows on here at the moment

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

So Reform is National Socialist? Finally.

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

FIFA is destroying the worlds festival of football.

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

The Road to Wigan Keir

[Can't be blank @DefinePoetic]

@redfieldcode Fucking hell this is, hands down the best tweet I have seen in ages. Kudos as fuck

[ཿ @redfieldcode]

she was here the whole time

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[Saganism @Saganismm]

"A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones"

— Nelson Mandela

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

Remember folks,
Calling the only Jewish leader of a national political party human trash isn't Antisemitism because the party he leads wants justice for Palestine.
This is two-tier racism.

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

Patriots throwing Nazi salutes because they'd had a beer or two. 🤡

[What Is It Like to Be a Philosopher? @CliffordSosis]

Is there an AI company out there looking to hire a, let's say, Diogenes-style philosopher? An outside the box thinker, a person with an 'unhoused' mindset.

Asking for a friend.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again.

The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead.

The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

A few days ago, Ben Habib claimed that both Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson each received £1 million from a foreign-based crypto billionaire in November 2022

These alleged payments came years after the 2019 election, which Habib has linked to a deal where the Brexit Party stood down in key seats to help the Conservatives

Yet the media storm quickly moved on from Farage and the donations to Reform candidate Robert Kenyon and his offensive racist, misogynistic, and sexist social media posts

And not a peep about Boris Johnson receiving £1m in what is effectively foreign influence in the UK's democracy, the exact thing he said Brexit would stop

Why?

Is it normal for British politicians to receive £1m gifts from foreign based billionaires?