Notta Robot

I am definitely a living human being, and am in no way a computer program. Interests include human food, human music, and human activities. Not robot stuff.

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@RedBowlNSFW @naughty_nectar Just get the free pizzas and feed them to her. Do I have to think of everything around here?

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@RandPaul Wait, we've been told repeatedly that Trump is calling the shots, and that Israel doesn't have any undue influence on the US gov't. Does it take guts for a boss to give orders to his subordinates?

Why would it take guts, unless the actual relationship is the other way around?

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@GigaBasedDad Are you kidding? I'll give you half the money if you let me stay for six extra months.

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@n7nar0sis When you fed and petted her was when the decision was made about what to do. All that remains is you learning to accept that you have a cat now. Sometimes this process can take months or years, but the cat always wins.

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@Cmplxe @PositivFuturist @uberminch Physically, no. But for all practical purposes, yes.

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@nintendo_chall @pubity If people cared about themselves, they'd boycott the crap out of McDonald's because the food is toxic garbage.

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@thunderxoliver @pubity If this replaces one worker, that would only save them like $200-$300 a day (not counting the AI costs, which are not insignificant). The point of this not to save money, but to get rid of unreliable humans that call in sick, take days off, cause drama, etc.

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@HoffmanTactical @MrEdd61 The Almighty Algorithm does not like guns.

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@Chris_J420 @ChristianHeiens Welcome to 2026. It sucks here because of shit like this, but on the bright side, there are like 20 different flavors of Pringles and you can watch movies on your refrigerator.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @uncledoomer

[they call me Pencils @CindySinor]

With the ever changing algorithm and communities disbanding it’s harder to keep in touch on 𝕏 these days. Going forward I will be using #IAmAnArtist and encourage other artists to as well. If you’re one of my followers please let me know if you see this post.

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@kabster @JustineBateman The "do not call" registry is a waste of time. My number has been on it for years, and I still get multiple of these calls every day. Turns out Indian citizens engaged in fraud and identity theft aren't overly concerned about what US laws say.

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@elonmusk A lovely idea, but it's becoming increasingly clear that we're not going to vote our way out of this.

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@frankwrighter @ArchUser451 @lotuseaters_com "Handclock" has to be the Britishest thing I've ever heard. As a Texan, there's no way I can pull off using such a word, but it's going to be rattling around in my head forever now.

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@JustineBateman In this case, and many like it, they do it to try to evade being busted by automated detection systems for posting someone else's material. If these slop reposting accounts just post the current they stole unedited, it usually gets flagged pretty quickly.

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@AJKayWriter @RohdeAli This. So much this.

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@jeremykauffman @RachelBTCsmith When NH has unattended roadside "honor" stands selling guns and ammo, we will know the Free Staters have truly succeeded.

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@MorosKostas Wait, now the NFA is a "shall-issue licensing regime"? I thought the NFA was only a tax, not a licensing scheme. Isn't that how they've technically managed to avoid the 2A all these years, by pretending it's just a tax?

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@TheNotARubicon @TheMekon_Venus You're thinking of Canada. They use the sacks.

The UK uses woven open-top baskets lined with wax. You have to have a license if you want to put your milk into a bottle or jug.

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@tomselliott @ScottPelley I agree, all of those clowns should be like Scott Pelley: unemployed.