Oliver Long

Comedy couple with @irish_303

Comedy writer, ribbon husband, Ordained minister, BJJ Black Belt, father of two. My favorite fruit is low hanging...

[Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong]

Well America,bold decision today by a country that struggles to pull out of anything...

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I feel like putting an elipses in a menopause joke is just wrong...

#comedywriting

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@KHOU Local authorities are scrambling to crack the case.

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@dukeduluth @elonmusk Wow...give credit where credit is due @dukeduluth
Poor form, you hack

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@JamesUrbaniak Mean Girls...also equally amazing in its own right!

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I need more dads who want to do things with little kids...um, let me rephrase that.

I need more dads with little kids who want to do things...that's better.

#phrasing

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@KcraKarmen @NicholeHiltz @Irish_303 He's good...just being a silly goose

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I want to open a food truck called "Eat A Little Ass" and serve the best burritos around...

#Entrepreneurship #letsstartabusiness
#soundsyummy
#HablaEspañol

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Fuck the Phillys, we like Swishas here in Houston!

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

A bestie @Irish_303 doesn't want to be boosted bc he is shy. Unfortunately for him, I am also an empathetic annoying Aries who doesn't follow directions. I had 200 followers once. Didn't we all? Calling on my big account followers to remember and RT! You were there! Do it!

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Alcoholism is no joke. Unless you walk into the bar with a priest, a rabbi, or possibly a horse

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@ChadLindberg It's gamey for sure...

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@techranger58 Much appreciated... 🙏

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@ChadLindberg It's hard for me to identify which squares have stop lights if that's what you're asking...

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@Andie00471 @Irish_303 You guys are awesome!

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@Irish_303 @NicholeHiltz @Andie00471 @mariana057 @ChadLindberg @scottycknight @JustAGurLnSwedn @dangerbirdx @PauletteParis1 @JohnPaul_HI @Cling2Reality @TheDougKayne @DMLaBar @BattlestarBee @DPeedz @itsjustalex13 @va_cc11 @Shnookie04 @AbbyDylan @3dKan3 @sosaysShelze @vmenendezb @trom771 @TheDorianHazel I also like to party...

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@ChadLindberg Sounds like we'll be having fun tomorrow...I'll bring some goodies

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One thing I've gathered from listening to Dexys Midnight Runners is that you tend to have to be assertive with girls named Eileen...

#satiricallyofcourse

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Got a craving for a Choco Taco? Find yourself a girl who wipes back-to-front.
#followmeformorelifehacks

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@Irish_303 Love you buddy

[Oliver Long @DefinitelyLong]

@Irish_303 Love you buddy...you know that