A. Salao

I wrote that Beethoven mockumentary short and some other things... if you're reading this, I guess it's out? How'd it do?

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

@ByYourLogic As good a time as any to plug our Beethoven short film:

https://t.co/DCOQw3SunV

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

@lporiginalg Nothing quite like Beethoven. If you're a fan, you should check out our short film, based on the franchise:

https://t.co/DCOQw3SunV

[Gail~ ✨THE Ultimate Brat✨ @MysticGailVT]

I didn't know that's what that button would do... 😭

[CoproTech Enterprise Solutions @coprotech]

Who did it better? Two-time Academy Award winning actor, @TheSlyStallone, or our own @BigPoppaDrock?

[CoproTech Enterprise Solutions @coprotech]

I am modern day Don Draper (so gifted)

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can you believe I've never studied social media marketing? this kinda stuff just comes to me naturally

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This photo was taken in the restroom of a Teddy bear factory that will go unnamed. Trying to take a shit in this stall applied a negative status effect that dealt exponentially increasing psychic damage over time.

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Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop is available now on Steam, iOS and Android!

[Sick of The Winning @S1ckofwinning]

Ever wonder what really went down with the Beethoven dog movies in the 90s? https://t.co/FbnJBboSzr

@DefinitelySalao 😂😂😂

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

@AnimeSickos Thank you Sickos!! Appreciate your support! Making this thing was a challenging, stressful grind that we undertook for seemingly no reason (we're cog piggies?) but now we can reap the sweet fruits of posting 🐷🍋🍌🍍🐷 oink oink

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

It's been a while, but rest assured we didn't just take your money and run--we'd been working diligently on the film, on festival submissions, on comforting each other in the face of crushing failure... but that's all done! The film's out and free to all:
https://t.co/hzyRHxa9bp

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

IT'S THE FINAL UPDATE WOAH WHAT INSIGHTS https://t.co/UBVDLVPgD6

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

@NicholleTom your inspiring message of hope and resilience in the face of those who are kinda skeptical of the practicality of having a bison-sized dog in a suburban house has served as fuel for our creative fire. Thank you. For everything.

https://t.co/ouIWVtNtdt

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

@PatriciaHeaton @davidduchovny @tucci_stanley we know things have been rough, but do not despair, like all of our other beloved 90s franchises, Beethoven is coming back in a big way and bringing with him massive RESIDUALS so your kneecaps are safe!

https://t.co/ouIWVtNtdt

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

A very special Election Day update: https://t.co/lQ8Wcz8lku

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

The 90's are BACK in a big way: Murphy Brown, Will & Grace, Roseanne (kinda), Hey Arnold...

Conspicuously absent, the elphant(ine canine) in the room, some might say, is perhaps the greatest 90s icon of all. What happened?

We've got the (fake) story.

https://t.co/ouIWVtNtdt

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

hey @Indiegogo, we're makin' a cool homage to the film franchise that defined the childhoods of... probably a couple people. Check it out!

https://t.co/OZa8pApwNG

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

Oh wow, a new stretch goal announcement?! Maybe!

https://t.co/o3E8qihxky

[A. Salao @DefinitelySalao]

@adishankarbrand great running into you again at NYCC, just wanted to share our 'bootleg' Beethoven project, hope you get a kick out of it:

https://t.co/ouIWVtNtdt