DefinitiveToast

Colorado Native, Nerd, and food lover. He/Him

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Only keep the people who value & respect everybody's time in your life, the ones who only value their time and never respect others time do not deserve a place in your life. Time is invaluable, to disrespect your time is no different than disrespecting you.

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@CosmorphicHero I once dreamed of an rx7, now I know that only in my car games will I get one

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@AiSmith01 @kiran2_k @WomenBeingAwful then she should include that, posting it like this will only result in everyone understanding it as "she cheated" not as "my friend lied to get my husband".

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@marewho12 he would've learnt two from me, "Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker- Ah shit!"

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@ChristinaTasty It's 38 minutes over the two hour refund limit for steam and that to me feels intentional by design. Probably a few moments thrown in to ensure that they didn't end up with a full play then refund.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

They won at parenting

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He always tells us what he's going to do next. Connect the dots.

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@NBCNews you literally wasted time, lose your rights to the Olympics.

[Austine @theereal_one]

Give me this thing & you'll see autism like you've never seen before from me

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Reporter: Was Malcolm X preaching hate and violence?

Denzel Washington: Is the sheep preaching hate and violence when he says I'm not going to let a wolf eat me anymore?

[Bryan Andrews @bryanandrews_]

Btw, even if it was a joke (which it wasn’t), if you think a sitting President joking about canceling election is funny, you’re a fucking traitor in a cult, not a patriot.

Hope this helps.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

This is who he really is: a con artist who lied his way into becoming the richest man in the world by hyping all sorts of nonsense to gullible idiots too blinded by greed to see that Musk is neither a savior nor a genius.

[Mike P @mikepat711]

This meme is a modern work of art tbh. Put it in the museum.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

There is no better advertisement for transit than trains that are actually faster than driving.

[𓍯𓂃Dakota @sweetcinnamontt]

“you attract what you fear” AAAAHHHH HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP, FUTURE STABLE CAREER AND LIFEEEEE

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A beautiful day to remember my grandma, and to celebrate her with family.

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Phillies game night 🍻

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@ivyburrito

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@flufftopher Safe flight man, get that rest in

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@GGSnapTV Look forward to seeing the setup in action