Lucky Ola

Master of Great Timing. Be a visionary and the rest will follow. While I breathe, I hope. Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

Tell the goons to solve all my problems

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

Right now, more than 5,000 sailors and Marines are stuck aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln in the ninth month of a deployment that was supposed to last seven, supporting military operations against Iran that Congress never authorized.

Their families are begging someone to listen.

Moldy showers, broken toilets, no hot water for weeks, meals that came down to half a cup of rice and two tortillas.

A ship’s store out of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste.

Sailors so worn down that, according to one family member, the ship’s own doctor warned they need to reach port soon or people are going to start losing their minds.

Back in April, when families first raised the alarm, Pete Hegseth dismissed the reports as fake news. These are the people we ask to serve in one of the most dangerous workplaces on Earth, the flight deck of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.

They, and their families, deserve answers. https://t.co/rUAliN8294

[Brandon Waltens @bwaltens]

This is wild. Bastrop City Council held a meeting this morning OVER 100 miles away!

[David Dayen @ddayen]

Bill Clinton was commencement speaker that year; he praised El-Sayed's speaking & said he had a future in politics, why would he go into health? And El-Sayed said "I don’t know if you saw my name but it’s got 11 letters in it."
We wrote about that here:
https://t.co/msk8fOay96

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

I’m going to sleep. AES in 7.

[jason @jm0ney666]

why does the automatic pilot in AIRPLANE (1980) look kinda like he’s gonna carry the flame

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

The move is getting 8 hours of oxygen to your brain as you sleep

[Deven Stavis @DevenStavis]

@avrilbradley23 Modern can't comprehend why people in the 30's voted for FDR 4 times in a roll.

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

This the singer to that one song?

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

TX-15 POLL For @HouseMajPAC (Dem)

🟦 Bobby Pulido: 51%
🟥 Monica De La Cruz (inc): 45%
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• 2024 Recalled: Trump +15
• Via @TexasTribune (released today)

[HC @HCfootball01]

I’m never ever deleting this app

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Yakub with his greatest creation

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

The funniest part is that originally it was supposed to be “that nigga dead”

[Kanye'sFan @EvopopGra10265]

I JUST REALISED THAT IS IN ALL OF THE LIGHTS

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

Bringing back traditional ways

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

An Army National Guard officer has admitted to using his government travel card to fund a secret second marriage https://t.co/9QN6YzrkMs

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

Identity politics in the year 2026? We on that new meta brother

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

Oh brother! This guy stinks!

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

That annunciation in his speech when she was trying to interrupt him is killing me

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

Naming Influenza the Spanish flu vibes

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Trump says Mexico will be punished for lettuce that caused "explosive diarrhea."

[Lucky Ola @Deflonton]

My two GOATs together: Get Embiid that ring

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.