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point at all, if you only pick up once a month? If you're only picking up once a month, then ppl shouldn't have to buy bag tags because YOU are slacking.

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Hey @cityofcalgary - why in the bloody blue blazes is garbage pick up only every 3 weeks in the heat of the summer? That is the dumbest thing ever. Garbage piles up & stinks. Nice little racket you've got going, making people have to buy extra bag tags for pick up. What is the

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@elie_mcn No, you fecking nat-c, we cannot.

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@RCMPAlberta You should check out the seppie guy on Centre. He seems crazy enough to do something like that.

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@511Alberta Any update on this? Has it been cleared yet, or is still causing backups, etc?

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@AmazonHelp a time, that means you promise to deliver in that time frame, not TWELVE HOURS LATER, with an :oh, well, sorry." That is not service. I now not only want the product when it arrives, I want a full refund since you did not deliver within the GUARANTEED time frame.

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WTF @amazon - delivery was due between 9 & 11 am today. Driver has been toodling all over our neighbourhood, the entire day, come within a block of the house, meanwhile delivery time has changed 80 times, & it's said we're the next delivery for SIX hours, as driver keeps

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@AmazonHelp would arrive first thing, as indicated when I ordered because "if you order in the next X mins/hours, we GUARANTEE delivery between X time & X time." So that's why I ordered when I did - because it was needed this morning & you said it was GUARANTEED. If you're guaranteeing a

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@AmazonHelp the next delivery, then the driver should remove that. At least operate in honesty because this isn't honesty.

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@AmazonHelp There's simply no reason for an explanation not to be given by drivers when things happen, that could be communicated to the customer. And if it's not a totally guaranteed time, then stop putting that an item is GUARANTEED to be in a certain time frame. And if we aren't actually

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toodling around us, again within a block of us, multiple times. What is going on? It would have literally been quicker for me to buy it at a store & drive the 40 km myself. Do better.

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@DoorDash_Help @DoorDash I did all that. I went to the actual website of one restaurant to place an order directly with them, but because they still use your services to deliver, their website said the issue was on your end. 🤷‍♀️

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@DoorDash TF is up with your app/service? Can't order a thing - every attempt at an order says the store is closed, regardless of store - and I know damn well they're open.

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@David0237180967 @oberhoffner In that case, do it again, Joey! 🤣

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@511Alberta - vehicle fire, NB QE2, right hand shoulder, just past the Balzac/Hwy 566 exit. Emergency services not yet on scene, traffic not yet affected very much, but that will change once Fire & RCMP arrive.

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@naomirwolf You've always been batshit crazy. Own it & stop blaming other ppl for your stupidity.

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@jihadwatchRS @Georgetown Why is a rapist & pedo still Presisent of the United States?

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@Cobratate Ok, settle down, Lawrence of Dry Labia

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@McAllisterBruce I'm not sure how you'd know anything about height...