still not april

death before decaf

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

2016 was the year makeup remover became obsolete because we all just constantly cried it off

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@rianjohnson
[TLJ spoilers]
ALSO, why oh why doesn't Luke's metal hand clatter to the ground along with the rest of the non-living material (like robes). Yoda gets his stick back in hologram form so it's not like he couldn't have a prosthetic hologram hand. Again, I need answers

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@rianjohnson
[TLJ spoilers]
do the things that happen in forcetime/luke projecting himself actually have any physical repercussions besides exhaustion? Cuz like Kylo physically reacts to Rey blasting him and Luke clutches his stomach before, ya know and I just need answers.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

please enjoy these outstanding bats https://t.co/18vbJKSu5M

[👉Birdhism.bsky.social @birdhism]

TIME TO SCREM

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

"I just committed the cardinal sin of suggesting Chick-fil-A on a Sunday" -@RichardWriter

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

@griffinmcelroy Guild Wars 2 and Dragon's Dogma (especially the latter)

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Good morning!
#AlmostLikePraying
https://t.co/pwlRvvgaVy

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

@TWUReady #twuready FALSE! It's a common myth, but it's super dangerous!

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get out of the ocean, get in to my boat
this has been your Billy Ocean water safety PSA

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@TWUReady #twurocks
I always keep a couple of bottles in my car in my emergency pack along with my solar blanket!

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

Apparently my new jimmy neutron hair is almost too tall for my car. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

me: I'm gonna wake up early today and get stuff done before school
Also me: *wastes all my extra time on tumblr*
Me :🙃🙃

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

Any day's a good day when I spend it at Recycled #recycledShelfie

[☢ @renkouha]

so i tried the whole socializing thing and ive decided its not for me. im just gonna call it quits and move to the woods

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

@renkouha I'm sorry - I need my inhaler you look so fierce, just wow 💯💯

[Rowlet @rowletbot]

*smol boops*

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

To clarify: @travismcelroy is a strongman, @griffinmcelroy - a storyteller & @JustinMcElroy is doing a yoyo trick.

https://t.co/kP1JcoDXlm

[still not april @DefyingPetra]

@tori_kathleeeen I’m v proud of u