Megs

I'm Deg Maly, and You're Not

[Maryam @hell_line0]

As everyone gets excited for US Men's Soccer, keep in mind that they have never won a World Cup and still get celebrated as the default US soccer team while the women's team has won 4 cups and barely gets recognition on a national stage.

Mediocre men will always outshine outstanding women, as long as the patriarchy controls everything.

[Dawn @_dawnmontgomery]

Him winding up 🥹

[Megs @DegMaly]

@razthechzn Don’t let Jack Harlow see this

[Megs @DegMaly]

Pizza Farm is a misleading name

[Megs @DegMaly]

My phone keeps autocorrecting brats with bratz lol

[Megs @DegMaly]

@decayingskins Fomo on the Stewart’s - that pint is adorable!

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[Paul Merrill @StuffaboutMpls]

“If the narcs think I’m gonna stop baking brownies for my kids with AIDS, they can go fuck themselves in Macy’s window!” Mary Jane Rathbun (1922-1999) raised in Minneapolis became known as "Brownie Mary" in San Francisco and is the Godmother of the medical marijuana movement.

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Blink-182

[Ramona Miller @RamonaMillerXo]

Another horse collapsed & died in Central Park yesterday while carrying tourists. I am so sickened this is still a thing. Cities in Mexico have banned horse carriages, why can’t we?

[Bart Winkler @BartWinklerShow]

This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire

[Megs @DegMaly]

I like to spend my first ten minutes at work disassociating with reality

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[taylr @taylr]

poster in loring park in minneapolis says a man will pay you $10 to tie his shoe if you are brave and come to father hennepin bluff park on june 14. bravery comes in guessing which person it is and approaching them without asking if they are the person who wants their shoe tied

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

On Thursday, we asked our community to stand with Nashville Zoo in protecting the animals, habitats and future of the Zoo from a proposed data center next door.

Please keep sharing and contact your local representatives ➡️ https://t.co/q2ISQnxLBK

[777 @_garrettcharles]

adjusting for wealth rates this is the spiritual equivalent of your high school classmate who never left home having their reception at Olive Garden

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned next to the Zoo, but no environmental impact studies have been conducted. Sign our petition to help protect the animals in our care ➡️ https://t.co/q2ISQnxLBK

[Megs @DegMaly]

I made a really good spreadsheet AND the group chat laugh. Friday over, amiright?

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots