Degnabbit, trix r 4 kidz

[Degnabbit, trix r 4 kidz @Degan_LoPo]

Vote for me to win the best invention award in 2017! https://t.co/ro215dWL0k

[Kelli Russell Agodon @KelliAgodon]

I just learned that there are harvest mice that sleep in tulip petals.
There is good in the world.

[Jamal Collier @JamalCollier]

They tryna figure out how to hide a body https://t.co/JD47CO4ZhJ

[T.K. @TD_Kirton]

Boy I’m to weak , nigga turned his blinker on during a high speed chase 🤣🤣 Rochester somethin else ‼️😭

[Boomtown Hoops @BoomtownHoops]

Snakes on a Plane (2006) https://t.co/1lhHbMjU3o

[Viorica Marian @VioricaMarian1]

I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

[MK @mkl0sick]

HI THIS COOL want to know why? This is the new strawless lid from Starbucks! Saving the earth takes baby steps, so ask for a new strawless lid when you get coffee, and eliminate straws from your life! (Believe me, you don't need them) Save the turles! Save the earth!

[Ry @JustRyCole]

Another crazy thing about how good YOUNG LeBron was.

At the same age as Ben Simmons he averaged 31/7/7.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

@celtics

[Marj @goldenhuehunter]

the phenomenon of “crown shyness,” where trees avoid touching

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

This shit look like a Scooby Doo fruit snack https://t.co/sEGvsxpJuQ

[Lions Liaison @SirAngelArmand]

Top 5 sex

1. Wine sex
2. You gone make me late sex
3. Fuck that event sex
4. We can’t be too loud cause...
5. We ain’t shit sex

Honorable mention. Your bf weak af this pussy really mine sex.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Gregg Popovich won't coach Game 3 tonight vs. Warriors after death of wife, Ettore Messina will fill in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy

[milkie way @milkieway_]

THIS WAS THE PUREST THING WE LOVE ONUR

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Chuck on Eric Bledsoe saying he has no idea who the f--k Terry Rozier is 😂 (via @NBAonTNT) https://t.co/kpw0YnsyCK