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This fan had Melo in tears at this guy chirping to LeBron about Space Jam🤣

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Smokin hot bartender: "What drink do you want tonight sweetie?"

My immediate thoughts:

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"I don't think I'm gonna drink this weekend"

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When the drinks kick in and you genuinely catch bro like this

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The Astros initially offered Matt Kleine the general manager position, per @Chandler_Rome:

“The Astros offered Kleine the job shortly before the Brewers won the World Series on Wednesday night, according to multiple sources. Throughout the week, some league sources said Kleine had sought either a higher salary or a president of baseball operations title in Houston.”

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The strongest outfield arms in MLB in 2026, according to Statcast:

Jac Caglianone: 98.7 mph
Billy Cook: 97.8 mph
Oneil Cruz: 97.7 mph
Cole Carrigg: 96.9 mph
Carson Benge: 96.6 mph

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Viral Gators Fan Peyton Blomquist Breaks The Internet With Her Naughty “Halloweekend” Costume

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My buddy and l getting a free $25 deposit on a Sportsbook

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Surprise NFC North Team Linked To Maxx Crosby Trade That Could Make Them The New Super Bowl Favorites

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How Yaxel snuck into the ROTY race against literal teenagers while pushing 30

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You successfully rage baited your girl and told her you're about to go golf with the boys for the 5th weekend in a row

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Curry cashed that check

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Everybody wants to see a small market World Series until they see how tiny the parade is 😭😭😭

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“Good Lord” — Fans Are Losing Their Minds Over ESPN’s New NFL Host & Her Curve-Hugging Outfit

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5-Time NBA Champion Ron Harper Roasted For Shooting His Shot At AI Volleyball Player On ‘X’

SEE HERE: https://t.co/JDPZNuBfh2

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Here’s what I’m locking in for CFB in the Nosebleed Sports app competition today👀

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NHL EDITION: Let’s be honest… Wayne Gretzky walks into this room and wants a seat.

Who’s getting kicked out of theirs? 👀

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Christina Aguilera Stuns Fans With Fully Naked Bathtub Photo After Her Wild S-x Confession

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Christian Watson on a late October night after everyone thought he was dead