Degen Pension

Automatically set aside part of every winning meme trade into real stocks with Degen Pension.

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[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

$DEPENS is live on Robinhood Chain.

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Set the rule once - and from there every winning trade quietly builds you a portfolio of real stocks.

Website: https://t.co/kESHLAoBcR

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

A small but important note: Degen Pension is paused on weekends.

Stock Tokens are tied to real stocks, and the stock market is closed on weekends. Your meme profit won't go anywhere over the weekend - it just waits for Monday.

As soon as the market opens on Monday, everything works again.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

Fair question, and the answer splits three ways.

Slippage on the meme sale is already in that number. Profit isn't computed from a quote - it's USDG actually received minus FIFO cost basis, read from the balance after the swap. Exit slipped 4%? The profit shown is 4% smaller. Same for fee-on-transfer tokens.

Slippage on the stock buy is bounded first, then measured. minOut comes from the Chainlink feed, not the venue's quote, and the trade reverts outside your slippage cap.

The 0.5% fee sits on its own line, charged on profit only, never on a loss.

Gas isn't in there, and I won't pretend it is. You pay it in ETH and the dashboard never sees it - about $0.09 for a sale-and-sweep at today's 0.087 gwei, but not zero. I can add it; the indexer already reads that transaction.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

The total number on your dashboard doesn't answer the main question: what exactly did these memes buy me?

Now there's a timeline.

Every locked-in profit in order: the original meme, the verified profit, the sweep amount, the assets bought and their current value.

It looks simple: this $MEME added $126 into CASHCAT.

The current value is shown separately from the confirmed profit.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@hadesai2026 thanks for the support! we're working hard on it

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Degen Pension only saw part of the picture. Now it sees all of it.

Three parts: off-platform trades don't get lost anymore, there are 20 stocks instead of one, and the trade screen finally handles more than a single meme.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@hadesai2026 working on it rn, very soon

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@OnchainMonarchs @Ashmix__ Thank you, absolutely!

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

Losing your seed phrase is a painful event.

Now you can assign recovery contacts, time-delayed recovery, and a beneficiary.

Changing a contact only takes effect after a delay and notifications - so nobody can quietly rewrite your access. The project never gets single-key control.

Verified contract: 0x2ABe192b3100adDf4450cB53D49eCBEE4d60897D

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@Ashmix__ the dex update has been added, can you try again?

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@hadesai2026 thank you for support

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

The Trade screen used to trade one hard-coded meme. Now it covers every meme with a live USDG market.

You pick a market and see its fee tier and pool depth. The quote updates as you type: what you'll actually get and the price impact. Plus a list of all your open positions, not just the selected token - click any row and the terminal switches to it.

https://t.co/uz5q04UkpU

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Part two. The catalog had a single NVDA, while the chain carries twenty Stock Tokens with verified Chainlink feeds.

Now all of them are listed. Live price straight from the feed, each with a badge: TRADEABLE, THIN or SOON - you see at a glance which ones a sweep can actually reach.

A feed proves a price, not a market. Tokens without liquidity are shown, but they don't make it into baskets until a market exists.
https://t.co/po9yDh2HwR

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@padafnu2 Baseless FUD

We're building the product and shipping updates consistently

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

$DEPENS is live on Robinhood Chain.

0x359192be4469d6Ed9cD0339Fe3e80cBe02399DaA

Set the rule once - and from there every winning trade quietly builds you a portfolio of real stocks.

Website: https://t.co/kESHLAoBcR

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

Private Social Receipts Update

You want to show the receipt. Your address and exact numbers - you don't.

Now you can share it safely. You pick which fields make it onto the card: the stock, the milestone, an amount range, a verified badge and a timestamp. Your address and total balance stay hidden.

The proof confirms the sweep actually happened - and won't let anyone piece several of your cards together into a full financial profile. You see exactly what goes public before you post it.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

Tax Buffer Update

Investing every last cent of your profit looks great - right up until the tax bill arrives and there's no liquidity to cover it.

Now you can set part of your profit aside in advance. Before the sweep into stocks, a percentage of your choice goes into a separate stablecoin pot. It stays liquid and never mixes with your Stock Basket.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@degenmaya thank you for your support, it's very important to us.
they come and generally work through our platform

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

There's something savings apps stay quiet about: sometimes saving your profit just isn't worth it. $2 of gas for $3 of profit turns saving into bleeding.

That's why small sweeps don't execute one by one. They stack up in the Pending Pot and get combined until they actually make economic sense.

Want to wait for the batch - wait. Want a manual sweep - do it. Want your pending back - take it. We don't burn your profit on fees just for a pretty number on the dashboard.

[Degen Pension @DegensPension]

@padafnu2 thank you for support

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Pension Basket Marketplace Update

You're ready to save your profit. But picking the stocks and setting the weights is a separate job - and one you don't feel like doing.

Now you can just take something ready-made. Curators publish thematic baskets, and for each one you see the holdings, version, liquidity, turnover, live history and risk.

A basket doesn't manage your money after the purchase: you own the individual assets directly. Past results promise nothing about the future.