iwearhatsornot

I once fought a ravenous dog naked in the wilderness with a sharpened thigh bone for the hind leg of a deer.

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Did the Pope just assume the gender of the unborn?

[Hydra HD @HydraHDD]

https://t.co/ztipbCbVPm
First video link😊

[Hydra HD @HydraHDD]

Just recorded a new video and will be uploading it soon!

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

I am beering as we speak. That's a new word now. I made it up. You can now begin using it...GO!

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

No names.But I just had a piece pulled from the media that warned about the impending Chinese downturn and encouraged under 35s to vote left

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

@ManMadeMoon so sorry to hear about your loss. To us, David was an icon, but not as much as he was to you. My heart goes out to you.

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

If you eat granola, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

My mate says he can speak without using his mouth
But I think he's talking through his arse.

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

A random woman once asked was I Bill Bailey. The only familiar feature I had was a beard.
I was 25 at the time.
I said "yes".

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

I hear Donald Trump eats Muslims for breakfast.
Muesli...I mean muesli.

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

So, someone took the B out of babe and now it's bae?
Are we that fucking bored?

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9
"The smoke stack"
A healthy life is one that accepts ones failings. https://t.co/dc9UPV8ArM

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9
"another victim approaches"
Pain is a great teacher. https://t.co/auIAXiZk9y

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #8
"The drunken mongoose"
Beware of the effects of anaesthetic gases, grasshopper. https://t.co/To9PhuLe8U

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #7
"The Masterful Snake"
One must ALWAYS practice Kung-Fu, in work as in life,… https://t.co/w5pFckq6M9

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #6
"The Blue Ninja"
Always make sure your victim is unaware. https://t.co/X9D1FwPdM3

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #5
"The wandering hobo"
Ones cart must first be full, to peddle ones wares, my… https://t.co/I8InMtxZXG

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre pose #4
"The singing Carp"
Remember, a dripstand is a poor excuse for a mic stand. https://t.co/7C8MTldhA4

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #3
This is called "The pondering Dragon"
One must always choose wisely when… https://t.co/MEK5w84oHq

[iwearhatsornot @Dehip]

Theatre Kung-Fu pose #2
This one is called " The Chris Brown". If it won't work first time, one must… https://t.co/afUySzuJSV