C'est Moi; Rocket Surgeon, official Fun Ambassador. I keeps it real, if not grammatically correct. Holla! Retweets might or might not be endorsements. #resist
So Aubry no 'e' gets 2 Mil AND and fucking vehicle? I hope its safe to assume that I'll never have to suffer thru her self indulgent woe is me whining ("They picked Michelle over me!") again. #Survivor50
@_aboihasnoname Fo realz! So damn annoying unless you plan to cook the entire package at one time, cuz I always end up taking a machete to open the damn thing! Not user friendly at al!
The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed.
If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?
@JamesWallington It sucks. Each season gets more obnoxious with the "twists" and shit. Just dial it back to ppl who want to play an individual game based on their knowledge. This ain't Survivor.
I don't even like Tiffany but I was sooo glad she smoked those fools in that puzzle. I don't like the idea of ganging up against another player, regardless of who that player happens to be. #Survivor50
Unpopular opinion & I really dont care but I think so much of this season was rigged from the word "Go". That and I cannot stand Bryan Voltaggio.#TOC
It was Daniel's & David's inability to face what they did that led them to extracting Luke. They couldn't handle being the recipient of that which they were so eager to dish out. Then to so arrogantly proclaim that they stood by their decisions. Suuure.. #extracted
Tiffany is an example of why women justify not wanting to f/w women when it comes to strategic shit. "Ooh girl, lemme tell you what she just said! You don't like that bitch, bet! I hate that bitch too!" #survivor50
@RachelLaCrave@QMB_4 Not so much, but thanks for the warning. It's been a minute since I've been threatened on the platform formerly known as Twitter...
This show is as fake as a $6 bill. These ppl are Instafame seeking/influencer wannabes. 100% not real couples looking for help. I'm a therapist. No client IRL shows up looking like that, esp the matching outfits. #bluetherapy