Deina Furth

Author, nurse, mom, & wife building a seedy empire one weird story at a time. I haven't won anything & I'm not a bestseller, but I have some fresh memes for ya.

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

My 2-year-old cousin was just diagnosed with one of the rarest forms of childhood brain cancer. Please consider helping a family in need. https://t.co/aGT3V2QAu2 #gofundme #childhoodcancer #atrtcancer

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

They. Listed. Every. Penny. Of. Pay. In. The. Job. Description. 👏👏👏

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

The BBC have branded Prince Harry's new memoir Spare "The weirdest book ever written by a royal".

Which is a great excuse to tell you that in 1597 King James VI & I published the Daemonologie, a book on necromancy, black magic, and how to find, test, and punish witches.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Causes of death in London, 1632.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop spreading this “nas is a good person” propaganda, i robbed and curb stomped them swiftly after this video was taken

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓕𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮 @Matt_Furie]

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[word west @wordwestpress]

hey writers, just FYI don’t forget to predict the future in your books

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

So beautiful

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

SHE MODEL???

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

@shirlyxgurl They definitely have some interesting stories. I took care of a resident in LTC who was an epic fisherman in his day, with notoriety to boot. The loggers also lived incredible loves.

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

Speaking as someone who lived in SE AK, they get attached to a few things...

[Craig Ferguson @CraigyFerg]

If only there was a song to go with my chore of the day

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

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[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

I aspire

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i never should have gone back to school

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

What Americans think working in Finland is like

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

pre-quar creepy old men would come up to my desk at work and lecture me so i started turning their audio into short films:

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

@Sarcasticnerd1 All hail nods to quantum physics in every shape, form, and timeline.

[Deina Furth @DeinaFurth]

I agree. And the way you choose to tell the story, tropes and all, will make it uniquely yours.

[rebecca kuss @reebsthereader]

if i could give one piece of editorial advice to aspiring authors, its that tropes never die. if anyone tries to tell you that fake dating is over or enemies-to-lovers is tired, they haven't done their research. so many of the greatest stories ever told rely on tropes... (1/2)