Deirdre the bigger Gollum

Chemist, sailor, chef (she/them) Avatar by SE

[Deirdre the bigger Gollum @Deirdriel]

I’m not the bigger person but I am the bigger Gollum

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@JohnCarreyrou could have stopped OceanGate but there wasn’t a suspicious New Yorker article about it

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Congrats everyone on their materials engineering degrees amazing job after completing epidemiology degrees just three years ago

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No one cares but I updated my bio

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Eric can’t read!

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Only because I’m getting paid

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I feel my next villain era coming on. This time I’m going to push back more before rage quitting.

[Deirdre the bigger Gollum @Deirdriel]

I feel my next villain era coming on. This time I’m going to push back more before rage quitting.

[Deirdre the bigger Gollum @Deirdriel]

Ok fine some of them are men

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My ex-friends lol

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My ex-friends lol

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"I could fix her," thinks woman who is worse

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#BookClub #MPLS Book Club 3: The Talented Mr. Ripley

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#citadelonprime #mpls

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Today I didn’t feel old when my lab manager didn’t know what 420 was

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How to become the next rock star writer

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@JoyceCarolOates I ripped him apart and ate him.

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@scumbelievable @JoyceCarolOates Hope your stomach didn’t get too upset

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The clear path to writing a book is being on The Bachelor

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Han Solo making the Kessel Run

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Hey @lovetoseeitpod me and my girlfriend made pancakes from scratch then ruined them with some fancy mustard so you don’t have to

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I just tried to explain “press f to pay respects” to my managers so that’s how my day is going

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I’m like a supertaster of social situations

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Everyone just needs to chill out not me though

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I want to connect and be understood. I need the kind of friends who don’t think of me as an unpaid source of politics of feeling good