Andy Gump

Port-a-potty and hose sales. Factory direct. Made in Simi Valley, CA.

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This account is parody, which is a form of protected free speech and expression under the #FirstAmendment of the U.S. Constitution. It is not an impersonation of or implied to be about any one person. All rights reserved. #BeKind #SimiValley #NoH8 #OneWorld

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@tombreihan The L.A. Wildfires were dozens of miles east and west of the hotel's location on Skid Row and broke out on January 7.

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@tombreihan Hi Tom, fun article about Jim Morrison. Have to point out, the Morrison Hotel did not burn down in the recent L.A. Wildfires. It burned down 12/27, as reported bu @dniellechelosky (and linked in your article).

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Matt Gaetz using the pull out method to avoid things is very much on brand.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has WITHDRAWN his name from consideration to serve as Attorney General!!!

AND he lost his House seat!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has WITHDRAWN his name from consideration to serve as Attorney General!!!

AND he lost his House seat!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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@taylormarie2131 @Flubadub4 @mickyd123us @PacAntifa And this was Mike Judge's Twitter account. He deleted it when the fire hose thing went viral. I picked it up. Bwahahaha!

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@TheRichFromCali Nope, because he is more of the same.

Learn from your mistakes.

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How very ageist of you. Glad I can stop reading at least your @verge posts.

[sarah jeong @sarahjeong]

1) gen x sucks

2) to be honest, I'm a middle-to-late-millennial and as I watch boomer tendencies creeping into people I know, I'm beginning to suspect that hormonal shifts later in life play a much bigger role in society than we'd like to admit

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Dear #Tennessee House, go fuck yourself. https://t.co/7nPCVxjn5K

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

People are complaining that Trump’s bond was only $200K, and that he could easily wind up fleeing justice.

Okay, but if he does, please let it involve a golf cart chase. OJ style if possible.

[Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe]

This is Jose Paez of the Bakersfield Proud Boys. Assaulted a journalist with the help of his friend and J6 insurrectionist/anti-SLAPP loser Adam Kiefer.

[Taylor Marie @taylormarie2131]

Im 28 & I think its horrible!
I was so proud to be able to vote!

So was my mom! She was 60 when I was 18. When I registered to vote, she wrote a letter to the newspaper saying how proud she was!

“While we are often on opposite political sides… I’ve never been more proud…”

[Andy Gump @Dejudges]

74% of Americans like dogs. 90% of American households consider dogs part of the family.

But hey, you do you and continue alienate eligible voters.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Biden gets distracted by a dog: "That's some hot ground, man!"

[Happy Face Hill is closed @HappyFaceHill]

🌀 😮

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Young people: The GOP is floating an amendment to raise the voting age from 18 to 25. Vivek Ramaswamy is openly promoting it. They’re scared of your votes and want to silence you. Act appropriately in 2024.

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Yeah @EntEarth, what gives?

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If you live in #SimiVallry and support this trashpile waste of skin, then please kindly fuck off to the sun. #RhondaSandtits https://t.co/66nYkg7WBO

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Madge starting an #OnlyFans couldn't distract from this.

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Marjorie Taylor Greene Urges Voters to Ignore the News and Turn to God After Trump Indicted For Third Time https://t.co/R6kAo7smGk

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And the #SimiValley city council says we don't have a racist problem. #NoH8

[Will @SimiWill]

The things you see on your run…
A 3%er flag next to his SS stickers.

Do better Simi Valley.
#SimiValley

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The same people who say it's too dangerous to prosecute Donald Trump are the same people who say it's too dangerous to confront Vladimir Putin, and they're all completely wrong

[Andy Gump @Dejudges]

honking and shaking their fist at a driver who signaled to change lanes in front of them with seven car lengths between is silly, childish and shows they have a very tiny weenie.

[Andy Gump @Dejudges]

Good morning #SimiValley. If you know a man-boy who was driving an oversized red pick up on LA Ave in front of the old CoCo's this morning, tell your husband/bf/parent that...