Deke Rohrbach

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

Pass it on. What an incredible life.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@SarahXArt Unhinged

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@JDVance So I guess the solution is to have some over-spacklec Barbie wanna be send MORE masked marauders into an already volatile situation to anonymously shoot more innocent people. Not just shoot them but shoot them a dozen times after they are down. You are an idiot.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@OldManLefty1 French brothel? Actually I might be insulting French brothels.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@elonmusk Takes one to know one

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@MeghanMcCain Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@PeteButtigieg The inmates are running the asylum

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@pmwagner @PeteButtigieg He spent 2 minutes mourning the victims and consoling their families before his cold black heart made an appearance.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@PeteButtigieg Miss you and your heart.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

Aetna Medicare Advantage, WTAF. When my previous plan was discontinued I chose your plan as I'd had a good past experience. I'm starting to regret my choice. The PCP info on my card is wrong and I can't get it fixed. Your customer service people all have unintelligible accents.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@Chiefs It's my birthday, guys, all I want is a win!🥳🎂

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@JaredBrehm @LeadingReport I didn't know Karen owned liberals.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@StoneColdJones They look like they weigh a ton!

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

Guns suck. People who shoot guns at parades suck more. Take your 2nd Amendment Rights and shove 'em. How many more times does this have to happen before our elected officials get it? #ChiefsParade

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@DiaWall hope your last day is better than the next to last. Good luck in TX, KC will miss you!

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@StoneColdJones missing you today. Please figure it out soon.

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@ClarkHuntChiefs @brettveach 2 words: Chris Jones

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

@TMZ Oh. So it's not horrifying that men on horseback have been stabbing the bull in the shoulders with lances? You go, bull!

[KSHB 41 News @KSHB41]

Negotiation efforts are currently underway at a standoff between a man and police on Van Brunt Boulevard:

https://t.co/mv9w9b1QKS

[Deke Rohrbach @Deke0rum]

Dear Fox @SuperBowl announcers: your endless word salad is idiotic. STFU already!