marlondo

tweet and delete, rinse and repeat #SKOL

[marlondo @DelFuegosFC]

I can't believe its we fest next week

[Nipz 🧍🏻 @NipzyGG]

i am distraught

[TexasLindsay™ @TexasLindsay]

“If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.” Jimmy Buffett | 1946–2023

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

New cover photo

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

SHOHEI OHTANI OH MY GOODNESS 493 FEET https://t.co/PhzMNUBUxr

[Geeted Rivalry @ElSangito]

every military LARP workout for rich dudes is already so funny but this one takes the cake. my sides hurt laughing

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

Have a Super Hard Easter.

[Fargo Police @FargoPolice]

#BehindTheScenes with The #FargoPD Neighborhood Services Division

[marlondo @DelFuegosFC]

7 years ago i was applying for apartments i could barely afford with my roommate. Making the deposit/ application fee for around 300 dollars for a place they knew they wouldn't call us back for anyway.

[marlondo @DelFuegosFC]

I cannot explain how much i don't feel sorry for Denver slumlords. Finding housing is hard. Yet you sit comfortably owning multiple properties bitching about fees like this. Get bent.

[9NEWS Denver @9NEWS]

Landlords complain Denver's new trash fee applies even when they don't use the service https://t.co/rtUODHNGX8

[marlondo @DelFuegosFC]

@carsonzzz @CheetoSantino They could always add it! We can only hope 🙃

[Paladin @PaladinAmber]

Yeah I’m DTF
D - Down
T - To
F - Figure out exactly which electronic in my house is making a really weird buzzing noise that I can’t stop hyper focusing on at night so I can finally sleep peacefully.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[Cheebs @ChillboBagginz]

Don’t settle for someone you wouldn’t be stoked to get a Costco hotdog with.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

oh great now i gotta buy a formerly anxious otter who now believes in himself

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I can’t even enjoy the last of us cuz whenever that pedro guy is on screen I start giggling blushing kicking my feet and twirling my hair

[marlondo @DelFuegosFC]

@Miranda_Phelps Popular in my opinion

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[mario voice] lexapro