Matt 🇩🇴

Don't Get Got

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

You can’t convince me life is just a series of coincidences. What do you mean Lionel Messi was randomly paired with a five-month-old baby after the baby’s family won a UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot while Messi played for Barcelona… and that baby grew up to be Lamine Yamal?

Lamine would go on to become one of the brightest young stars in soccer, wear the same No. 19 Messi wore for the same team when that photo was taken, and now, nearly two decades later, could face Messi in a World Cup Final???????

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Ally @AllyJKiss]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just voted to NOT release congressional sexual harassment and misconduct records.

[Pod On Lansdowne @PodOnLansdowne]

2025 Max Scherzer

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Exactly why they taking that app

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Lil Durk’s snitch was an OTF member, identified as OTF Jam, who was exposed for wearing a wire over several years. Jam previously served a 12-year prison sentence too 👀

[ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể @TheThe1776]

This daddy was told by his 8 year old daughter that she went to the restroom at school and a boy walked in there to watch her pee and that she went to the front office and told them what happened and they told her that there’s NOTHING they can do about it.

Well, the Daddy went in front of the Cabarrus School board to protect his daughter’s right.: “ Cowards… I’ll tell you what, I wanna prove that y’all are hypocrites. So each of you ladies, I want you to invite your husbands and let’s go to the bathroom and I want them to watch me watch you use the bathroom and let’s see if they get mad… Now stand up and do something, you’re so scared to lose federal funding, it’s ridiculous… There’s one woman on this board that stands up for the people and the kids. That’s a role model. Listen and pay attention, that’s why she gets the votes…”

This is how it’s done Parents🙏🏼🔥🔥🔥

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The same people who demanded that you have a vaccine ID to travel are now demanding that there be no ID for voting

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, it is now illegal to require voter ID in California!

They just made PREVENTING voter fraud against the law.

The Joker is in charge.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

TRUMP: "Joe Biden became mentally impaired. Kamala was born that way." 🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Biden-Harris sent forklifts to open the border when Texas built a razor wall.

Never forget this treason:

[DBBAK @diornaomii_]

bra this is diabolical 😐

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CHASE ANDERSON DAZZLING AT SHORTSTOP ✨

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This had me cracking up man.

[Matt 🇩🇴 @DelMatthew]

@stevewilldoit GvuHjuLzg2ZDEeKvfvzMErTTmxXruJmiZka5ZZv2gns3

👀 will Steve do it?

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Giving away $200,000 in $HERO because I’m giving away $200,000 in real life today. If u do both they cancel each other out and I broke even today . Like and retweet and comment your addresses

[KEN @14CMPKEN]

I’d slap da shit outta u just fa it bein Monday nigga