Derek

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@thismorning why doesn't that woman let the "17 year old boy" go and live with her? Want them here so much, take them into your own house!!!

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@Megan_Mckenna_ now somebody shoulda done Dry January! #canthandlethedrink #shouldntdrink

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@BryanHabana gets knocked out, gets up, scores a hatrick!! Bryan we love you!!!!!!

[Derek @Del_Samp]

Really hoping @Springboks come out fighting this weekend! With the desire they had at the 2007 World Cup! #RWC0215 Hier Kom die Bokke!!!!!

[Derek @Del_Samp]

Backing @BryanHabana to get a hat-trick today! Who needs lucozade when you have speed #cheetah #Bokke #RWC2015

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@kirstyy_x shhhhhhh

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@AdamMaxted @BeckyLocoHolt @WWEToughEnough no you have a pea head!

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@jameshaskell if you're not first you're last

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

Gone but not forgotten, Mr. Dick Butt.

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@jameshaskell they just giving random blue peter badges out?

[Derek @Del_Samp]

Happy to have this trio in the bag! 👍 @nikegolf can't wait to hit these @WoldinghamGC just need a @TigerWoods swing!

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@Matt_Francis24 @TigerWoods Collecting his Tiger shot #holeinone 🚩

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Just catching up with 4OD on Sky Plus. 'Dogging Tales' is like 'Eyes Wide Shut' if it'd been made by Lidl.

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@kirstyy_x what you get from drinking too much....makes you look like a Simpsons character :-)

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@kirstyy_x jaundice.........

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If Kim Jong-Un wants to nuke someone, can I suggest he starts with his hairdresser.

[Derek @Del_Samp]

Time for some beer and Fifa13 #relaxtime

[Derek @Del_Samp]

@piersmorgan Arsenal have finally won something!

[Derek @Del_Samp]

I'm so out of tune when it comes to playing rugby! Messing around with @AlexJSampson and I end up with bruised ribs! #softcock

[Matt Giteau 🇦🇺 @giteau_rugby]

The Scottish will b on the beers tonight..