Delaney Romyn

Wordy, Nerdy and absolutely.... Hygenic...

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

You know it's going to be a good day when you wake up and say 'well I guess I'm running to the bus stop' #wokeuplate #impromptufitness

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

Human, let us take this selfie #CatsOfTwitter #crazycatlady #petselfie

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when your fridge, the cat food and your wallet are empty so you just wonder who's eating this week #catownerproblems

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

Testing the inverse relationship between how much I've eaten and how much I hate everything... Analysis complete... Fuck everyone #hangry

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

Me: I should probably get up. My Bed: No. Me: Okay. #bedhabits #nope #sleep

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

If people regularly saw me two days in a row, they might think I have game... #sameoutfit #yesifellasleepinyesterdaysclothes #again

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 690! #WordBrain #words but I really need more hints so this is happening again....

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 420! #WordBrain #words

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You ever have a friend that buys everything they want so it's IMPOSSIBLE to shop for them at Christmas?

*glares at father*

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

Spot the #timmysticker on our wall of stuff! #timmyverse #thinkgeek #runfromthedinosaur @ Boise,… https://t.co/0gd6g6D5FV

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

Xmas music in department stores is like the muppets after Jim Henson, familiar at the core but doesn't sound right #retailproblems #holidaze

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

You know for someone who considers herself smart, I spend a lot of time trying to lock my door with car keys #thisbuttonwontwork #ohright

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

That awkward moment when your neighbor's two Great Danes are bigger than you are #shortgirlproblems #bigdogs #buttinyapartments?

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

@RoosterTeeth #RTExtraLife maybe not frosted tips but definitely ombré for @JonRisinger

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

#retailproblems When customers ask you why you're not playing xmas music yet the 1st week of November 😬🙄 #holidaysarecoming

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

-notices half of cat's whiskers are gone-
"Babe... What happened to Stormy's eyebrows?"
"Oh he stuck his face in a fire"
#icantleavefor36hrs

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

My cat is hunting me from my fridge... It knows how to get to me #catownerproblems

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

Really debating challenging @RoosterTeeth to a Quidditch match after belatedly watching #Sportsball 3... Just for fun

[Delaney Romyn @DelaneyRomyn]

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