delaney

mother of cats

[delaney @Delaney_Calhoun]

tonight I got Kevin a cowboy hat and it was the best $2 I've ever spent

[chase @cfree94]

taylor swift has led me to places i wouldn’t even go to with a gun

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Having a Diet Coke before 10 am

[marcy ⚢ @sethbiyers]

i hope my account gives this vibe

[Ellie Guzman @ellie_guzman]

lorelai going to rory’s first day at chilton

[delaney @Delaney_Calhoun]

club chalamet endorsement just dropped !

[Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet]

A lot of people in the fandom hate on me because they think I'm too old to be a Timothée Chalamet fan. But the next President and Vice President of the United States were both born two years before me. For the first time in my life, a President and VP are still older but very close to my age. Harris and Walz are the second and third people born in the 60s to hold the highest offices in the land. The first dude was President Obama, who was born in 1961.

They are technically Boomers, but they are actually BoomerX as they grew up with GenX, so, it's all good. The past five weeks have been horrendous in the political landscape, but I'm very confident in the future again. ✌️🏽
#HarrisWalz2024

[dee @everpascal]

me getting thrown out of the gladiator 2 screening because i started barking every time pedro pascal showed up

[chokeobo @chokeobo]

chappell roan ♡

[𝐋𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 @bylarisha]

me at work

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

every family has a little edie and if yours doesn’t you’re the little edie

[✧ Bellie ✧ @beetlecrest]

do you think bib fortuna and jabba the hutt explored each other's bodies?

[chase @cfree94]

y'all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! it's kinda long but full of suspense

[mad @uhquaria]

people saying he’s on drugs i act like this in the office at 10am

[troy @not_troy_bolton]

“can I be a bitch for a second?”

girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

I can fix him #TSTTPD

[delaney @Delaney_Calhoun]

as someone who also has a great partner and is still extremely horny for matty healy, I’m thoroughly enjoying the album

[lysol disinfectant spray @tvinyourm0uth]

Fuck all of y’all

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan.

We are not the same.

[Officer Martinez ➐ @CBMovieFan]

Shaggy: "Zoinks, we're trapped in here, Scoob!"

Scooby-Doo: