Kaleb DeLoussus

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

Politicians really got too comfortable with feeling untouchable. Y'all do realize politicians used to get flogged and caned in public, right? Honestly if politicians were afraid of constituents the world would be better

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

No one wants to do a hard reset on the government more than I do. Causing trouble just to cause trouble is not the way to do it. Do we have broken systems? Absolutely. Does that mean the systems are entirely non-functional and useless? Not at all.

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@regularnick2 All rioting should be met by the full force of the law. If you're going to try and overthrow the government at least do a good job of it

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@macyreyn

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@regularnick2 Ah yes, the white night struck

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@regularnick2 D

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So basically theater owners and Hollywood are mad that they can't sell overpriced snacks, and they lose their "exclusive screenings".

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

So y'all really don't understand that all abolishing local police does is open the door to even more militaristic federal police moving in and taking over right? It wouldn't be daft to think that has been the plan all along.

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@kvng_vxnce Nah man elections over

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

When Jin replies to the Haiku with a Tanka

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@kvng_vxnce It would most likely cause a buildup of gasses causing a massive eruption

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

The two ATF agents when they hear the sound of chain, forks and dumb bells being crammed down the barrel of a cannon

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

When it's been 5 years since the 250k mile shitbox has been on the road, the steering feels like driving a nun carrying a mattress, and the tires shake like a motherfucker at 60 but you're ripping it to 90 on the on ramp

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

Karens when they see the 5G symbol pop on their phone

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@TheEpicDept Can you imagine slashing a good set of tires, let alone YOUR OWN SET. Seriously get creative. Pour some gasoline down and do a flaming burnout until they pop.

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@regularnick2 @kvng_vxnce I will loan it to you if you still have a 360 just to share the sadness

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@regularnick2 @kvng_vxnce I will make a caveat that Halo 3 ODST tops reach as far as how sad it makes you feel by the end of the game

[Kaleb DeLoussus @DelassusKaleb]

@kvng_vxnce @regularnick2 Halo 3 is the first online fps I ever played, but Reach was the most beautiful objectively. Just get the MCC and be happy