laylahh 🔆

[Hugo @Hugo3uk]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me when someone doesn't believe me and they Google it & see that I’m right

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[𝓝. 𖤐🧸 @luvblessingz]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived.

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

Leaving dinner, thinking about the breakfast I’m gonna make in the morning with my leftovers…

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

sorry I'm late I was dilly dallying

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

gonna start asking ppl “am i under arrest or am i free to go?” when the convo starts dragging for too long

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Me deciding whether to handle it like Jesus or 50 cent...

[Jameson Mothapo @JamesonC_M]

If all goes well. I'm buying myself ice-cream this weekend. CASH

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[A @seattleiminyou]

Men explaining why they can’t be a decent person towards you

[ຸLaura Bennett @NefflynB]

Cuando estoy haciendo fila en una tienda y la persona detrás de mí está parada demasiado cerca.

[jennie @bnzatro]

If a man says there’s no point in buying you flowers because they’ll die anyway , remind him he’ll die one day too, so there’s no point in him either

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

left the house without earrings on

[learie @astrogeanie]

"cut off" sounds too polite. that bitch is banished from the realm.

[stella @sushi1vr]

if you see me with a white guy mind ur business im trying to get our land back

[truly.sther🌟 @trulysther]

Once I realize someone is committed to missing my point, I shutup.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Rihanna was right

Work work work work

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

I'm never deleting this app

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Men are providers” yeah, of mental ilłness.