Benson Hardy

Pheasant plucker

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#ayumigirl #RandomChat #StrangersOnline #minichat

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Witnessed a man wearing a T-shirt with "My wife thinks I'm an idiot" on the front. Another good man broken by the strong arm of feminism.

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Fuck. Forgot I had headphone in when I attempted my covert fart. Getting some raised eyebrows aimed my way on this commuter carriage.

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@richardosman @LiamFoxMP is even further out of touch than we imagined. Businessmen dumped golf for racers and Lycra along time ago..

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FACT: The fitter the hairdresser the shitter the haircut.

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You know you're getting old when the Duke of Westminster is 13 years younger than you.

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@thesun has so much to answer for. Easy to shoot PM when you miss led the working class and the UK. A paper of influence, now of disrepute.

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As condescending as it sounds, I cannot believe that many people have just been that stupid. Cannot look at my kids without feeling so sad.

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Feel like a right lefty fraud voting to remain in the EU. Sharing a common vote with Trade Unions makes me feel nauseous, but it's right.

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If the UK participation in the EU project is intrinsically linked to the survival of EU, has the project not already failed?

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Embarrassed to be English before the first ball has been kicked. Well done Wales, 3 points and making headlines for all the right reasons.

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As much as I respect the Global brand phenomenon that is Super dry, I call on all self respecting males over 25 poised to purchase, SCHTOP.

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That awkward moment when you have your first video conference with a colleague you've never met and you can't both point and shout NO WAY!

[Benson Hardy @Delboydeux]

"I wouldn't mind a game of 'hot cockles' with her"

[Benson Hardy @Delboydeux]

How did #Timpeake sell this jolly to his wife? I wouldn't want to be in his moon boots when he gets back.

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The rush hour commuter train is the new lift shaft into the coal mines. Just with pretty ladies.

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Christmas jingles already playing in shops. I pretend to show indifference bordering on disdain, but secretly...I like it.

[Benson Hardy @Delboydeux]

Always assume everyone is smarter than you. But be confident that you are smarter than them.