DelectableDong

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[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Pisses me tf off how I can hear g*nshots and fireworks outside my window and not be phased at all but the second I hear a tiny bit of thunder I’m a lil chihuahua hiding under the bed. Wtf is this debuff I’m working with here!

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Bro I’m getting some art done and I’m so excited to show yall once it’s done!!!!!

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Yo, who wants to help me speed run 10k on twitch so I can get my tits on a Gamer Supps Cup?!
For legal reasons this is a joke
Not wanting my tits on a Gamer Supps cup but the dry begging for followers, that shits gross XD

[🤍모후☁ @pkm_JMT]

변신

[棚マシンガン @kome117tkgww]

🍦

[LEO @_LEOpipi_]

チコリータ🌱
1週間お疲れさまです🫧

[Maya @mayahiga]

did we cook

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Something Wild!

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

@Blood_God_250

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

The government cannot stop me
Mental Hospitals cannot stop me
I will continue to be silly acid spitting chicken squirrel for the rest of my days

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

@Blood_God_250 Awwww, you worried imma hit you with that

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

@Blood_God_250 I’ll give you a bit of chocolate if you think you can handle it!

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Why do hotdogs come in a pack of 12 but hotdog buns only come 10-8
The other two are for me ass I guess
That’s all the 4th of July spirit you’ll get out of me.

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

@Blood_God_250 I think the eatables kicked in now

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Why the fuck has nobody ever tried to deep fry a hot dog rather then it being in a casing like every other sausage?
We have Burger Sauce which is a result of so many people having Mayo, Ketchup and pickle brine on their burgers, why the fuck has nobody made a Mustard and Ketchup combo called Hot Dog Sauce when they’re an equally staple bbq food as hamburgers?!?

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

@Blood_God_250 I’m not asking ENOUGH
Why the fuck is a single ketchup packet never enough for fuckin anything when it’s supposed to be a single serving of ketchup?
How long did it take a mf to get relish the right consistency?
Why the fuck is coleslaw not a valid hot dog topping?

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

I swear to the gods if I get called picky for not liking onions one more fucking time
I have a neurological condition you uneducated,mouth breathing, human garbage disposals!
You think I WANT to order chicken nuggets at the restaurant?!?!?!

[Buffpup 🦴VchiBan✨ @Buffpup_]

Can’t wait to yell at @aicandii with our connecting hotel rooms through the open door

[DelectableDong @DelectableDong]

Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing Bing BING BING BING B I N G B I N G B I N G B I N G!!!

[WILDPUP 🦴 🐺 ⚡️🐲 @WildPup2026]

I can't believe he did the thing 🍊
#shiabun
#vtuber