@KeithHabs I’m so excited my Jay, the Totally Normal Business Human came in!!!! I got it for Christmas from my brother, and it’s definitely one of the best gifts he’s given me
@Instacart thank you for the unintentional toy 😂😂😂 I’m a pet sitter, and had to improvise since I had no toys on hand to play with them https://t.co/FzxYfH1k1Q
@i8athumbtack I watched that movie LITERALLY 1-4 times a day during the summer of ‘08 because I wanted to play Ms. Hannigan in the play….. I didn’t get the part, but I’m fairly certain I still know all the words 🤣
@JaredPopkin I’m a pastry chef, but I’m also celiac, and those oreos you had in the stand mixer for 40 minutes would literally kill my stomach 😂😂😂 you straight up made my kryptonite. I’m talking Keith after an eat the menu of straight up cheese and milkshakes levels 🤣💀
@googlemaps can you please put a search feature on lists? Like, if I click on my pet sitting list, I wish I could search for “smokey” and any address with a note that had the word smokey in it would pop up. I’m so tired of constantly searching for an address I need 😭
Just heard about this #MilkandHoney restaurant, and this has to be a joke 😂 “No modifications to menu items. If you have a food allergy, choose something else.” Or, if you’re to lazy to work ina kitchen, don’t open a restaurant 😂 I went to culinary school, so I said what I said
@jonkerlin@SCB_Ben this came up in my memories from 7 years ago, and I definitely think we need a video on this 😂😂😂 the cuteness overload of McGonagall training cats to be RAs/micers to keep the grounds mice free/get mice for potions or whatever
@tryguys Having a #WhitePeopleTacoNight after a long day of working at a doggy daycare, and wondering how I got these cuts and bruises I don’t remember getting 🤣
Me, singing “white people taco night”
My mom- “what!?”
Dad- “you high?”
Me- “well dad you did give me a gummy” 😂😂😂
Another successful #WhitePeopleTacoNight thanks to @lewberger
@Freschetta And thanks for making a gluten free pizza that doesn’t taste like cardboard!!! I eat way to many of these frozen pizzas, but, when you live in Buffalo, and your diet is pizza, you can’t just give it up 🤣
Needed something different, so I took my leftover chicken wings, chopped them up, and made a Buffalo chicken wing pizza with @Freschetta and *mwah* chefs kiss. It doesn’t even taste gluten free!!! I use to eat this all the time, and glad freschetta has a good base!!!
@jonnymangs Johnny is becoming to bougie, and not relatable! What’s next! Eating a cake that looks like a boat while riding a sandwich!?!? (This is all sarcasm, don’t come for me)
@AMorbidPodcast I’m a new listener, and why is there no part 2 to the Cap Cod Vampire case, and why does it go from December to April!? I don’t want to miss any of your episodes!
Can we talk about the artist on @disenchantment because this scene right here… ✨ S T U N N I N G ✨ I wish the screenshot would work, and I don’t have another phone near me, but like…. The animators and artists are so amazing 🩷 #disenchantment