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[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Whitney Cummings shredded the contradictions in 25 seconds of pure fire:

- “We don’t believe in gender… but we need a female president.”

- “My body, my choice… unless it’s a baby that needs a hep B vaccine (which comes from butt sex or sharing needles).”

- “The seas are rising because of climate change… but we live on the coast and bought beachfront property.”

Logic? Nowhere to be found.

25-sec clip — savage roast of modern hypocrisy 👇

Which contradiction hits you hardest? Drop it below.

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Sleepy Steve Yzerman has been relieved of his duties with the dumpy Detroit Red Wings, after his very LOW ENERGY performance in the GREAT State of Michigan. Sleepy Steve left the tremendous Tampa Bay Lightning and was worshipped like a Hockey God by the FAKE NEWS hockey media, yet sleepy Steve FAILED in Detroit, and the tremendous Tampa Bay Lightning continued to be Totally tremendous without him. A SHAMEFUL job in Michigan. DISGRACEFUL! Thank you for your attention to this matter! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson]

Trump: United States will honor death of Lindsey Graham by bombing Iran until ayatollah admits he’s gay

“Lindsey would understand.”

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

If you are not willing to kill or die for your own most treasured values, you should think carefully before welcoming in migrants who would do both for theirs.

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Entitled Hockey Dumocrat Dylan Larkin is perhaps the SINGLE BIGGEST finger pointer in NHL history, and sadly, unlike Sophie Cunningham, his finger point is DISGUSTING to watch. Dumocrat Dylan is blaming everyone on the Red Wings other than himself, and would prefer going to be a liddle' background piece, rather than the captain of an NHL team. Disposable Dylan is actually quite overrated, and FAILED very badly to guide the Wings to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. He is mentally WEAK, with a slow hockey mind, and the attitude of a TOTAL LOSER! Sad to WATCH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! NHL PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

(Safe space)

Does Pulisic kinda stink?

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

They’re legit the biggest fucking assholes who have ever lived.

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Sleepy Steve Yzerman has continued to be extraordinarily LOW ENERGY in his efforts to improve the dumpy Detroit Red Wings. The fans in the GREAT State of Michigan are many miles from their glory days when stupid Stan Bowman's daddy was running the show in Detroit, prior to miserable Mike Babcock inheriting a stacked team and FALSELY pretending the Wings success was in anyway due to Witch-Face. Very sad to see the terrible job sleepy Steve is doing in Detroit, as the woeful Wings have the SINGLE LONGEST playoff drought in the National Hockey League. PATHETIC! Thank you for your attention to this matter! NHL President DJT

[Sports TV News & Updates @TVSportsUpdates]

Seth Jarvis overtime goal as called by Kenny Garay on ESPN Deportes:

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Sleepy Steve Yzerman FAILED to improve the Detroit Red Wings at the trade deadline, leading to one of the WORST CHOKE JOBS in National Hockey League history to miss the playoffs. Sadly, GREAT AMERICAN Dylan Larkin has seen enough, and has asked sleepy Steve for a trade out of the GREAT State of Michigan. The ridiculous Red Wings have brought TOTAL SHAME to their tremendous fans, who have been suffering very badly for many years, and now Captain Michigan wants out! A TOTAL DISASTER! Thank you for your ATTENTION to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Canes in 7

[Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio]

Clearly never spent a day doing manual labor

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Bob Seger is better than Bruce Springsteen. I don’t know how many of you are joining me on this island but I feel like it will be 50% geniuses and 50% guys who make women instinctively lock their car doors.

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Addressing the “chug” heard round the world

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Whit and Murls have ambushed the @BuffaloBlade headquarters 😂

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

You're welcome Sens fans.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Matt Boldy you absolute sicko

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Utah Mammoth Post Game Thoughts going back to SLC tied up at a pair!! Lots of baseball to be played fellas ⚾️⚾️

-93.1

[Game Notes @GameNotesBud]

THE CHASE FOR LORD STANLEY STARTS NOW‼️🏆