Delicate Tastes

Bring your best mates and get some great tastes! The (offical) Delicate Tastes Brand twitter is up now!

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Delicate Tastes: Bringing you snappy twitter bites often for your daily dose of comedy!

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Did you know that we're now providing a 10% discounts on all meals bought on Saturdays, every Saturday? Why not give it a try today! (Discount not applicable to meals bought with any other deal)

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@SMattyt Is it trending yet

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@SMattyt No comment.

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@SMattyt Fair enough. I'll be seeing you in the DMs. 👌

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@SMattyt The MBDB is 100% organic, if that isn't edible then all the inorganic preservatives that are put into cheeses nowadays means they can't even be classified as foodstuffs! Prove to me that your business doesn't take part in this practice however, then I will apologise sincerely.

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@SMattyt I have you know the 'MBDB' is one of the most prized meals in Britain, how dare you disgrace the name of our company! Secondly, it's not like we just sell burgers. We offer Vegetarian and Vegan options with much less calories. What do you sell, vegan Cheese? Ha!

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@SMattyt And cheese is the best way to diet, ain't it? Sorry I can't stop our customers from deciding to eat what they want, but at least I don't need to reassure our customers that our food is safe for consumption. Seems like you're a lil' paranoid, hm? It's because of your track record?

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@TwoOut4 @SMattyt Aw damn, how close was I?

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The winner of Question Time is..... @SMattyt
Congratulations! You have won a 50% discount to use on our online store!
You will receive the discount code in the next couple of hours!

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@TwoOut4 Was it around 70ft? Love your equipment 👍!

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@SMattyt I expect you to also start making some delicious cheese bowls!

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Delicate Tastes: Bringing you snappy twitter bites often for your daily dose of comedy!

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Burg 🍔, Fries 🍟, And everything nice 🌈...
Come on down and have a bite! 👄

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❗️#FeastingFriday - The weekly post of recipes and diets❗️

Here's a good diet to try out: The Atkins diet (beware that this diet isn't suitable if you have diabetes).
The focus of this diet is reducing weight by eating less carbohydrates.

🔽Post your diet ideas down below 🔽

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PROTEIN!

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@SMattyt PROTEIN!

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@SMattyt It's okay to do it with a greasy burger patty though - So if you want to do this then COME here and not to @SMattyt

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