Farcical Barley

Boats, not birds

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

i would love it if instagram pornbots could stop liking the post i made announcing my father's death. that would be ideal

[Baby's names @Babysnames]

The Gamer

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

kind of forgot i had this account

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

https://t.co/XdVDPKN1P8

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

I always forget what a despicably sweaty person I am until the first heat wave of the year

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

How is it robin season again already

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

This rules

[Restaurant Workers United (RWU) @restaurantwrkrs]

Breaking: Workers at Glo’s, a celebrated Seattle diner, have won voluntary recognition of their union with Restaurant Workers United. They are the first full-service restaurant in Seattle to successfully unionize in decades.

[Baby's names @Babysnames]

VAACHAA

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

What a tremendous waste of time this has been

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Superman Is Doing what

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

I miss the torta window

[Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg]

just because she spent millions of dollars covering up sex crimes it doesn’t make her a catholic

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

I think I accidentally just talked my sister into throwing a bat mitzvah for her dog

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

I know this seems unlikely, but I think my upstairs neighbor is churning butter

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I love movies from the 70s because they’re like “it’s okay to be sweaty for no reason” which is important to me

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

I've decided that the funniest thing to do while on cocaine is watch an episode of The Great British Baking Show

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

I need a step-by-step guide on how to flee America and start a new life as the proprietor of a capybara sanctuary in Japan

[Farcical Barley @DeliciousBoat]

Peter Banifaz is so funny