Lis

I enjoy a beer in my hand, dancing in my feet, polish on my nails, and chocolate in my tummy.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

"I just realized its 42mins past my bedtime!" @EthanHa92 ....its 9:42pm. 😑

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

I hate when celebrities credit their bomb ass bodies to just being outdoorsy and hiking, like NO, you have a personal trainer 7 days a week.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Its 10am and netflix has already asked me if im still watching. #snowday

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

A salesman came to our door, 30 seconds into his speel and ethan had agreed to buy $2 steaks..... classic

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

"I need you to put wifi on my ipad, apparently its in the air by the computer." - my papa....

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

"What candy bar do you want from the halloween candy?" - mom.
"Just bring the whole bag." - anika.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

This is why the world hates teenagers.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

High schoolers on break @ work "we go in a storage closet at school and teach freshmen how to hump" #faithinhumanityrestored 😷😷😷😷😷

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Im a sucker for a good sitcom. Cheesy recorded laughter, dad jokes and sappy moments... sign me up!

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Do i want beer or ice cream for dessert... the daily question i struggle with.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

"Ill take my business elsewhere if i have to walk into the store to get diet tonic water again"

K.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

My entire pinterest feed is cat trees and cat products. So thats where I'm at in life.

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Me to a guy who took 10 secs to pick his alc at work "wow that was quick"
Random guy "story of my life"
....okay ew?

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Anika texted me about ethan's surgery updates and followed it up by saying "okay just tell him the princess says hi" 👸

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Omg when jack sees rose for the first time... GETS ME EVERYTIME 😍🚢

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

@AshMcNast @kailynelson @KallPall @Captainn_Kirk @Sayds25 @K_la_bonita https://t.co/4FXRBRzhpJ

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

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[Lis @DelishaLanter]

I have yet to watch a wedding video and not bawl like baby. I love LOVE!

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

GUYS I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SIGMA/SIGEP WEDDING TONIGHT #itssullivantime

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Laying in bed and my legs & feet are THROBBING. 8 hrs at school, 6+ hrs at work, 3 days in a row. #imdone #weekendplease

[Lis @DelishaLanter]

Do people really ever buy engagement rings off swap shops? Wtf