THE OBITUARY DESK IS TAKING NAMES ON WL.
3,333 files on the coins the exchanges buried. Someone has to keep the record. It might as well be you.
The condolence book is open β WL, first come:
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OBITUARY β #LMBRO
Listed 1850. Delisted 2008 & migrated to @opensea
158 years of history. One weekend of margin.
Cause of death: LEVERAGE.
No flowers. The flowers were rehypothecated.
FILE: THE CRASH CLASS. 1929β1934.
Top hats. Ticker-tape shrouds.
They rang the opening bell of the abyss and never heard it close.
They are still waiting for the closing price.
OBITUARY β $PETSY
Listed 1999. Delisted 2001.
Shipped dog food at a loss. Planned to make it up in volume.
Cause of death: HUBRIS.
The puppet attended the funeral.