Delivery Guy

I’m your delivery driver. You probably won’t like my comments so move along.

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

We are in the moment where everything is changing, big time. I intend to enjoy the ride. And I’m all in on FSD.

Oh and maybe soon I’ll tell you about freaking out the poor cart herder at Target today by summoning my “driverless” vehicle in the parking lot! 😀

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

Just completed week 1 of FSD on our newly acquired 2023 Tesla Model Y. It is HW3 with version 12.6.4. I’m still blown away by it!
Some thoughts/observations…

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

…to which I grin and declare, “That don’t make me no never mind!” I mean, seriously? These are the same people who complain about their phones, and other worldly wonders.

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

We just got a ‘23 Tesla Model Y with full self driving (FSD). I have been following this for a while. But even so I’m blown away, and frankly consider it the greatest technology innovation of my lifetime. It is not perfect; it is merely 100 times better than me. Amazing!

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

Yeah. I’ll take your word for it.

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

Tennessee Titans fans love this guy. Bwahahahaha! 🤣 #Titans

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Bro you totally got me. I’m steeped in envy for your… Cadillac. 😀

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

4K/HD

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

When you can’t fit “Drink Expensive Water” in 7 letters…

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

For those of you that spent big $$ on Halloween decorations, it’s September already! What the heck is wrong with you go get that sh*t put up! And it better NOT look like last year.

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

“Ahora que significa?” he asked (now what does it mean?).
“Nada”. Problem solved.

[Delivery Guy @DeliveryGuy_]

Driver buddy from Venezuela.. Older guy we call “Abuelo” (grandfather). All day he’s wearing a t-shirt that says “FET’S LUCK”. When I finally got a chance to explain what it means he was embarrassed, disappeared to his car, and inked this correction.