Anton

Also known as Shaggy, Shadrack, Muffles or Zorbo the Unintimidatable.

[🟡 Sven Quark 🐸🦎🐍🐊 @SvenQuark]

... they were low but were neat and controlled ... some video angles can be a bit misleading ...

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

People always ask me where the tan suit came from. I think it’s time the truth finally came out.

Tune in to the series finale of Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness on @HBOMax.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

If you think I’m trashing MAGA (whatever that is now) I really am sorry. I know for certain there are millions of Americans who voted for Donald Trump that love this country and love their neighbors and love their families and struggle and succeed and fail just like me and you and everyone. And I don’t begrudge them their political affiliation in any way. I just abhor the hate. The meanness for the sake of being mean. No matter where it’s coming from. I’m not your enemy man. I’m really not. They’re trying to get us to fight among ourselves while they pick our pockets and piss on our legs and tell us it’s raining. I’m not doing that to you and I sure as hell know you’re not doing that to me. What could we possibly gain by hating each other as they walk off with all the food on the table. We can disagree with each other without hating each other. We just all need to break the algorithm man. It’s so much more fun finding a reason to love someone than it is finding a reason to hate them.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

@realDailyWire Fuck off, you guys cheered on Trump as he danced on Mueller’s grave, called Tim Walz a “retard”, posted AI fat shaming memes of Pritzker, and AI videos of Obama getting arrested.

You created this environment. You don’t get to run away now.

[Gareth van Onselen @GvanOnselen]

Q: Who is looking forward to the results of the Afriforum investigation into SA tweets that celebrate the death of Robert Mueller?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

He almost missed it. Then he stopped, turned back, and returned the salute.

Because respect matters.

In the middle of deep thought, Barack Obama still made time for the soldier in front of him.

That’s presidential. That’s character. That’s leadership.

Class act. Always.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨THIS IS WHAT LEADERSHIP LOOKS LIKE:

Mayor Mamdani didn't mince words: “ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti...We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE."

This is how EVERY elected official should respond!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon. A handheld, aluminum, 1080p, 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kinzinger: He creates this massive fright, then he backs down because he’s a sissy and knows he can’t do anything. He ends up with the same deal and declares victory.

There are so many rubes in this country who are so quick to believe him and so quick to worship him that they think he cut some major deal.

This Greenland thing is no different than what it was four days ago. Basically, the United States can already do whatever it needs to do in Greenland to posture against China and Russia.

The only time we’ve ever heard Trump aggressively talk negatively about Russia is regarding Greenland. Meanwhile, we actually have an opportunity to defeat Russia once and for all, and that’s in Ukraine. But Trump is obsessively trying to hamstring Ukraine from beating what he claims is our main enemy and the reason for taking Greenland.

And I honestly believe this: in five years, there won’t be a single person in the United States who admits they supported this guy.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Nobel Please Prize

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Throwback to when the F1 account put a timer on the lizard at the Singapore GP

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

President Obama at UN Headquarters.

[Anton @Delltree]

@AdamParkhomenko Hahahahahahahaha

[Blooms @Bloomser1]

I bought twitter premium just so I could explain how fucking insane this South Park episode is and why making fun of Trump was just the means to their end goal of fucking over Paramount. Working on a video about it but this will be the condensed version. Paramount has been dealing with a lawsuit from Warner Bros regarding South Park’s streaming rights for years at this point. This has affected south park’s production greatly. Trump begins suing paramount over a CBS interview with Kamala Harris. Paramount is trying to merge with skydance, just as South Park is coming to the end of its contract with HBO for streaming rights. The merger is a “shit show” according to Matt and Trey, and it causes the new season to be delayed by two weeks. All while they’re trying to negotiator a new deal for streaming. The incoming executives for skydance are given control over their deals, and they change the terms of south park’s original deal they had planned with paramount. On top of that, the executives begin meddling in their negotiations with other companies like Netflix and HBO. Matt and Trey are very upset by this, and they threaten to sue Paramount over it only two weeks ago from today. The problem with the merger is that the FCC, which of course is controlled by the current administration, has not allowed it yet. Paramount knows the reason this merger hasn’t been allowed is because of the lawsuit with Trump, so they agree to settle the and pay him 16 million, and skydance will pay him another 20 million after the merger. And in a case of incredibly coincidental timing, paramount decide to end their decades-long talk show with Stephen Colbert, which Donald Trump just so happens to be a very outspoken critic of since Colbert makes fun of him all the time. So with the lawsuit settled, paramount is waiting to complete the merger with skydance, and they finally make a deal with South Park for a whopping 1.5 billion dollars. The very next day, this episode is released, and they shit on Trump harder than anything Colbert has ever done. But Trump in reality is not the intended target. Matt and Trey are simply rage baiting him with one goal in mind: fuck over paramount. They want to piss him off so bad that he either sues paramount again or refuses to let the merger happen. So literally the day after paramount signs a deal with them and settles with Trump, they decide to enact their revenge for all the times paramount has screwed them over by taking advantage of Donald Trumps insecurity- after just taking $1.5 billion from the company. This is supervillain-level 200 iq plays from Matt and Trey, and they just became billionaires from it.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Holy shit! Jerome Powell just showed more courage than the entire White House press corps combined. Trump, who NEVER gets any pushback from the press when he lies, just got publicly spanked by someone who is not taking any of his bullshit — Jerome Powell.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow, what a revelation.

It’s almost as if I told you that story myself on national television 7 years ago!

Oh wait: