Delmar Chuck

Jesus Christ is Lord

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*hourly chime* "Remember citizens, there's a bad apple in every barrel."

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@HAecaps nitpickers are so full of it

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either democrats don't care about a few distant nuke attacks, or they happily shirk it off to the republicans and then harangue them for it. this is all so old.

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@HAecaps adventurous sovereigns, torture own people to death countries, and syncretic blood cult drug slaver organized crime are refused. unless you count red china. i can't keep up with the hot columns good guy bad guy thing. it's not a good video game.

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why is it all the new flu lies are only around now? so, data centers are totally fine then right? 'cause of groovy feelings and a short checklist of easily dismissed red herrings, straw men, and threats to investment portfolios. why don't they make one car not full of chips?

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@HAecaps the backdoor would be done by a country, maybe an upstart country that hijacks a world power's stunt components or sneaky code. i like making up fake insider smart people jargon. it will all be different soon anyway.

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i don't bet the worst criminals watch the news to see if the heat is on

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@HAecaps add magma!

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finally saw a picture of texas democrat, what a dispenser of chode slices.

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@HAecaps health boss, "We need more cyclops eyeball soup in the institutional living daycamp facilities. It's not like I'm asking for plantain and breadfruit trail mix."

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wow, there's a whole lot of not communism out there. this must really piss off the communists, "You are the not communism!"

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@HAecaps did you know that sean penn's real last name is emeliosheen? and his brother's name is judd pookie.

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the reason women wear man ties is like the reason men shouldn't wear them either

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@HAecaps history will call all the immigrants of 2010 through 2030 the greatest generation of founding mothers and fathers of metro1 through metro17 of northwest hemispheria, translated from the binary by Humble Overlord Sigma the Data Resplendent One

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@HAecaps psa, "I love my freedom phone. This is how I register for soylent notgreen. It's beige so it's totally soylent notgreen."

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@HAecaps this would be funnier if you sold out to red china and plowed under america to turn it into a video you can't sell.

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@HAecaps it's prestige for them. throwing money around with their best lady on their arm makes them feel, it makes them feel.

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in mexico the new computers are all used by internal affairs

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@HAecaps they have their own college in foggy bottom

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@HAecaps driving to anywhere looks like a gangster in a cheap suit with a diamond pinkie ring